The tattoo was temporary. Ellen Kushner decided that what was needed to complete my look was a tattoo, and she just so happened to have extra press-ons from her wedding: green oak leaves and brown acorns, which she helped me apply above my left breast.
Courtesy of sho_sunaga (who also did the frame and added text, of which I think the part I could read says "very [something] sexy??"), a photo of me. In The Outfit. Eating a chestnut cream pastry.