[personal profile] telophase has created an online YA dystopia generator!

Thrill: Nudity has been banned and the government controls darkness.

Bounce: Heterosexuality has been banned and the government controls popsicles.

Leap: Roads have been banned and the government controls gravity.

I'm sure she's still adding to it, so feel free to suggest titles and things which could be banned or controlled.
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From: [personal profile] holyschist


That is amazing like an amazing thing. I...want someone to run a flashfiction challenge based on it. :D
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hee!

Exit: Garlic has been banned and the government controls gardening.
Dance: Gardening has been banned and the government controls windows.
Pwned: Reading has been banned and the government controls height.
Snicker: Stainless steel has been banned and the government controls speech.
Pwned: Writing has been banned and the government controls sidewalks.

Hmmmm...Pwned came up twice - banning reading clearly won't work unless writing is also banned - and now the government controls height and sidewalks - the plot thickens.

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From: [personal profile] kore


[personal profile] telophase's random generators are always awesome, but this one is WIN.
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Catch: Houseplants have been banned and the government controls bicycles.

Catch: Prom has been banned and the government controls happiness.

Flay: Snow has been banned and the government controls lawnmowers.

Rise: Outer space has been banned and the government controls career options.

Twirl: Dogs and cats have been banned and the government controls fanfic

//just dies

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Leap: Roads have been banned and the government controls gravity.

This is almost eerily perfect.

From: [identity profile] ejmam.livejournal.com

Shelved in Horror


Hitch: Reading has been banned and the government controls chocolate.

Even Bradbury wasn't this dark.

From: [identity profile] coraa.livejournal.com


The one that made me laugh:

Griefing: Owning more than two dildos has been banned and the government controls trees.

From: [identity profile] spectralbovine.livejournal.com


Some of my favorites:

Reek: Lawnmowers have been banned and the government controls flirting.

Quiver: Entertainment has been banned and the government controls sofas.

Run: Patent leather shoes have been banned and the government controls patent leather shoes.

Ninja: Garlic has been banned and the government controls gravity.

Track: Midlife crises have been banned and the government controls scooters.

From: [identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com

The most apropos one yet!


Vibrate: Sex has been banned and the government controls owning more than two dildos.

From: [identity profile] sovay.livejournal.com


telophase has created an online YA dystopia generator!

Oh, God, this is brilliant. It's like if the Structuralists wrote YA:

"Sigh: Sadness has been banned and the government controls llamas."

From: [identity profile] raykat.livejournal.com


Drag: The name Steve has been banned and the government controls teenagers.

Devour: Long hair has been banned and the government controls teen angst.

Burn: Erections has been banned and the government controls gatherings of more than six unrelated people.

Seize: Sex has been banned and the government controls music. (This has to already exist.)

From: [identity profile] thecityofdis.livejournal.com


Bounce: Heterosexuality has been banned and the government controls popsicles.

I'd read it, but... I don't think this should be filed in the YA section. *eg*

From: [identity profile] stardustmajick.livejournal.com


Vibrate: Erections have been banned and the government controls chocolate.

I liked that one, I thought it was poignant.

From: [identity profile] yamamanama.livejournal.com


I've seen some ridiculous bans proposed in real life. How much they're actually enforced once they're put in place, I wonder. Not much, I'd imagine.
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Dig: Lace has been banned and the government controls knitting.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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This whole thing has eaten my brain to the point I started a comment meme for all the random dystopias. :D
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