I gather that Nona was a controversial book in this series. It ended up being the one I liked best. It had the fewest memes and the ones it did have made more sense in the text, most of the first half involved daily life in a weird setting which is a type of book I very much enjoy, and I absolutely loved Nona herself. She is not only the most likable character in the entire series, but is the only character in the series who is generally having a good time. Writers are often advised to not let their characters have a good time; Nona stands as a shining example of how a generally happy character can be incredibly compelling.

Nona is a teenager with autism and cognitive disabilities who loves dogs (one six-legged) and her friend group of traumatized refugee kids, and is looking forward to her birthday. She's cared for by three extremely odd people with complicated relationships to each other. They're all living on a planet where necromancers are killed if spotted. It's the first place we've seen in the series where people are leading something resembling normal lives or have actual jobs other than "skeleton cultist" or "immortal planet-killer." A lot of people there are poor and traumatized refugees, there's a fair amount of crime, and oh yeah a giant blue thing in the sky is drastically hampering normal life and is also probably going to destroy the planet and kill everyone, but people are at least attempting to live their lives in the midst of this.

Nona also has Wolverine-like healing powers, was born six months ago, and is a soul living in/possessing someone else's body. The people caring for her are trying to figure out who she is: the person the body belongs to, now with amnesia and a completely different personality? Someone else entirely? They really, really need to figure this out, under pressure from multiple powerful forces. But Nona remembers nothing.

Also, we get flashbacks to God's past and how he became God. These are both horrific and darkly funny.

All else is spoilers.

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After the events of Gideon the Ninth, Harrow is amnesiac in a suspiciously specific manner, stuck on a space station with a truly terrible person from the last book, God, his hostile 10,000-year-old saints, a corpse that won't stay where it's put, a bunch of attacking cosmic horrors, and a sword that makes her throw up. She spends most of the first 40% of the book throwing up, passing out, bleeding, and being depressed and confused. I spent most of the first 40% of the book being confused.

There's another storyline which is a sort of AU of the first book. That is much less depressing and more entertaining, but also confusing though in a different way: less "WTF is even happening right now," more "WTF is this story actually and why is it in the book?"

At the 40% mark, I became marginally less confused. More importantly to my enjoyment of the book, Harrow starts taking actual action. For those who have read it, this is the part where she makes soup for a dinner party with God.

The memes were fewer THANK GOD but when they did appear, they felt even more obtrusive; there's one leading up to a play on "barista" that reminded me of those interminable old stories that lead up to a punchline like "And then the fit hit the shan."

This is an extremely weird book to read for the first time. I tried re-reading the basically incomprehensible first chapter and found that it made sense in light of having already read the book, so probably rereading the book is a completely different and more fun experience. The second half of the book, read for the first time, was still a very gripping experience with some great reveals and climactic scenes. I particularly loved the dinner parties (both of them), and...

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I will now proceed to the short stories set in the same universe, and then to Nona.


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I am in Bulgaria right now, and TODAY, while on the way to visit the shelter, my friend and I personally rescued a kitten that had been trapped in a car engine for two days! I am not making this up. She is the little darling in the photo above. Will you help rescue her and many cats and kittens like her?

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The kitten, now named Fifi, is too young to be left at the shelter, so she is currently at the apartment. Once she's a bit older, she will be available for adoption. She is an absolute darling. Would you like to take her home?

Here she is immediately after being taken to the vet and then brought home, eating her first good meal ever.



Here she is the next morning, cleaned and warm and fed.



Click on the cut for more extremely adorable photos.

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This book is now so famous that it seems silly to bother to explain what the premise is, beyond "lesbian necromancers in SPAAAACE!" On the other hand, now that I have actually finished reading it, I realized that despite hearing so much about it that I felt like I’d already read it, I had in fact failed to osmose almost anything about its actual plot. So here goes:

Gideon is a teenage girl who lives in a wretched religious colony of misery and animated skeletons. Her sole interests are swordfighting, hot girls, getting the fuck off the colony, and hating Harrowhark, the only other person her age. Harrow’s sole interests are necromancy and hating Gideon. Harrow is summoned to a space station (I think) to undergo a test that will make her a Lyctor (a significant political position, sort of) if she passes it. Everyone taking this test is a necromancer, and they all have cavaliers (swordfighters). So Harrow brings Gideon with her to impersonate her cavalier. There are nine necromancer/cavalier pairs; otherwise the place is only inhabited by animated skeletons and a few living caretakers. They are told that there is only one rule: they can’t open a locked door without permission. What’s the rest of the test? Who knows!

AND THEN THE MURDERS BEGIN! I had somehow failed to osmose that this is not only a competition-based story, it’s also a locked-room mystery, despite the whole series being called The Locked Tomb.

This was something like my third attempt to read this book, and I would never have actually finished it if [personal profile] eglantiere hadn’t stood over me and demanded it while she had me trapped in her apartment. Here’s why I didn’t finish it before: Gideon talks like an overly-online Tumblr teen circa 2016-2018. Every other sentence is some kind of 2016 meme. I could not get over why she has this incredibly specific sense of humor and vocabulary while she’s living in the middle of nowhere full of skeletons, in the extremely far future, without internet. Also, I didn’t find the meme-talk funny, I didn’t like any of the characters, and I never got far enough in to discover the actual plot.

But with a whip cracking over my head, I plowed through until I got about 20% in, to the part where they get the rule about not opening locked doors. At that point I got mildly interested. Then the murders started, along with getting more of a sense of the other characters’ personalities, and I got moderately interested. At around the 60% mark, a miracle occurred: I was suddenly wildly invested in Gideon, Harrow, their relationship, and learning what the hell was going on. The last 40% of the book was an extremely enjoyable ride that I felt actual emotions about! It has multiple actually-surprising twists and stand up and cheer moments!

I ended up being glad I’d been strong-armed into reading the book, and plan to start the next one soon. I think most fans love the Tumblr-speak, while for me, it was something I had to put up with to get to the good stuff. I am hoping subsequent books will have less of it.

Spoilers below. Please don’t spoil me for subsequent books.

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Thank you for writing for me! If you have any questions, please check with the mods. I am a very easy recipient and will be delighted with whatever you write for me. I have no special requirements beyond what's specifically stated in my DNWs. I'm fine with all POVs (i.e., first, second, third), tenses, ratings, story lengths, etc.

My AO3 name is Edonohana. I am open to treats. Very open. I love them. For the benefit of potential treaters or pinch hitters, I will mention that several of my canons are very easy to pick up. "Thousand Worlds" by George R. R. Martin is multiple short stories (and two novels), but you could write it based on reading one or two of the short stories. They're all collected in Dreamsongs volume 1, which is in print. Dreamsnake by Vonda N. McIntyre and Watersong by Mary Caraker are standalone novels, and the former is in print. You could write Ki and Vandien by Megan Lindholm just by reading the first book, Harpy's Flight, and Fire Dancer by Ann Maxwell by reading just the first book, Fire Dancer, which is available as an ebook.

This year I have gone for a slate of tiny-even-for-Yuletide canons - everything I requested has 0-3 fics in existence. So I would be incredibly thrilled to get any of them. Some of my prompts are longer than others, but I want everything equally.

I like hurt-comfort, action/adventure, horror, domestic life, worldbuilding, evocative descriptions, depictions of interesting cultures, moments of change, camaraderie, loyalty, trauma recovery, difficult choices, survival situations, mysterious places and weird alien technology, food, plants, animals, landscape, X-Men type powers, learning to love again or trust again or enjoy life again, miniature things or beings, magic, strange rituals, unknowable things, epistolary fiction, found footage/art/creepy movies/etc, and canon divergence AUs and alternate versions of characters. I particularly love deadly/horrifying yet weirdly beautiful settings, especially if there's elements of space/time/reality warping as well. And many other things, too, of course! That list is just in case something sparks an idea.

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( Fire Dancer Series - Ann Maxwell )

( Ki and Vandien Quartet - Megan Lindholm )

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Coco is a girl in a world where magic exists in the natural world, but the only humans who can use it are witches. Witches are born with their abilities: either you have them or you don't. Or so everyone believes. But Coco longs for magic - a longing that leads to the disastrous discovery that anyone can do magic if they learn how. Or, in her case, if they get their hands on a forbidden book and try it out with no idea what she's doing. Consequently, Coco is whisked to a magic school, where becomes one of three little girl students, all with adorable color coding and personal insecurities.

This anime is a charming mix of cozy wish-fulfillment - learn magic! fly! sleep on clouds! get an animal companion! take an important test with penguin-griffins! make friends! heal from emotional trauma! - and a darker ongoing story about evil witches and the ethics of gatekeeping. The incredibly beautiful landscape and weird adorable animals are post-apocalyptic, after endless magical battles transformed them. (Kind of the cozy anime version of the Commonweal.)

[personal profile] eglantiere screened this anime for me. Just look how gorgeous it is! And the whole series is like that, with background details beautifully delineated and so many shots that make you want to step into the screen.









The anime, which is very recent, ends on a cliffhanger. Hopefully there will be a second season. But if not, the manga is ongoing so you can watch the anime and then switch to the manga. I'm told the anime is extremely faithful.


Women and girls covered in fungal growths cut them off to make themselves into wives for human men; one girl-become-wife, Nicole, is more drawn to her fungal friend, Teagan.

If you're in the mood for weird, surreal, sapphic, feminist, mushroom body horror, this book is for you. It does a great job of presenting Nicole's very alien point of view, and also how she sees human men as the true aliens. It's novella length but could have been shorter than it was - there's a long middle stretch where nothing much is happening but a long string of lushly surreal descriptions - but what it's generally going for, it does well. Think The Stepford Wives meets The Girl With All the Gifts by way of Jeff Vandermeer.

Content notes: Violence against women, suicide, forced pregnancy, TONS of body horror. There is also detailed and pervasive rape and sexual assault, though the main character doesn't perceive it that way because she's mostly a mushroom.


A Better World has a great concept: folk horror in a near-future dystopian company town. The setting is unpleasantly plausible in a “20 minutes into the future” manner. Everything is miserable, but some giant corporations have company towns where people can get health care, housing, etc. They don’t get salaries, working only for benefits, and can get fired at any time and for any reason. But it’s so much better than everywhere else that spots in town are very competitive.

The book starts promisingly, with the main character and her family getting hired, moving in, and discovering that the town has some very strange traditions (instantly recognizable to anyone who reads folk horror), and also a lot of strange genetically engineered birds wandering around.

Folk horror often works more by anticipation than surprise. Readers know the town has weird cults and the new people are probably marked to be sacrificed. The enjoyment is in following their slow realization, learning the creepy details, and finding out whether or not they’ll escape their fate. But A Better World is too predictable. It’s obvious what the town’s dark secrets are, to the point where the heroine seems slow. There’s also an odd thread where she and her family are hazed to the point where they consider leaving, only for Sarah to be randomly befriended by a powerful woman. It’s a pointless plotline with a random resolution.

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Generally, the book felt underwhelming. It does have very fun interstitial bits of town propaganda.


You may know Killjoy from their podcasts, “Live Like the World Is Dying” (prepping for anarchists and other community-minded folk) and “Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff” (cool historical figures, mostly leftist.) They also write fiction, sometimes as Danielle Cain. I’d read a couple of their novellas and didn’t much like them, but I love their podcasts and other nonfiction work.

In a world close to our own in the early 20th century, a young journalist on assignment to cover a hero of an imperialist army falls in with the anarchists fighting them, and discovers a different and better way of life.

Hrun is a loose collective of towns and villages, most of which have been anarchist for hundreds of years, plus a new city founded by new anarchists who fled other countries. So it has both a new and purposeful society, and many others that have been doing their thing for ages and know it works.

Killjoy excels at sketching characters convincingly in not too many words, and the group of guerilla fighters that the journalist Dimas falls in with are very sympathetic and easy to care about. There’s enough quirky details to charm and convince, like the widespread use of ostriches as farm animals, a mourning custom involving teeth, and a very good use of characters speaking different languages.

A Country of Ghosts is a good, solid novel about solidarity, war, and freedom, as well as a nice exploration of what an anarchist society might be like, answering many questions an outsider might have. The answers are not always completely convincing, but it makes an extremely good case that even if it’s flawed or wouldn’t work quite as well as depicted, it sounds a hell of a lot better than our current way of organizing society.

A Country of Ghosts is very much in conversation with The Dispossessed, though it’s Ruritanian rather than science fiction and the POV character is the one coming to an anarchist society as a stranger. They’re very different takes both on what an anarchist society would be like and what exterior and interior forces might threaten it. In The Dispossessed, the exterior force is mostly that their moon is barren and generally hostile to human life, while the interior force is a falling away from ideals.

In A Country of Ghosts, the exterior force is an invading imperialist army with better weapons and greater numbers, while the interior force… well, there isn’t really one. The answer to “But who cleans the toilets without money” is that people don’t need to be paid to clean their own toilets, so if they feel that the whole town is their own, someone will step up to clean the public ones. People who believe in freedom without responsibility to the community can go (or be booted to) a neighboring community which is basically Libertarian.

The aspect of society that I found least convincing is that there's no organization around public toilet cleaning and other unpleasant tasks that need doing and aren't clearly the responsibility of any one person. I can absolutely believe that a society can exist where those tasks are shared by, say, a rota. I find it hard to believe that a society can exist where there is always someone who volunteers to do that stuff, and it getting done relies entirely on that. If nothing else that seems likely to breed an incredible amount of resentment on the part of the person who always does the shit jobs so they'll get done.

(The other society that makes an interesting comparison, is Graydon Saunders’ Commonweal. That one isn’t anarchist but it has enough similarities to bring up the comparison, with the philosophy of “everyone or no one,” a commitment to making sure that everyone eats and no one is forced into labor, and with norms largely enforced by social approval/disapproval. It also has a major external threat (invaders AND an inimical landscape); the internal threat is complicated.

In both the Commonweal and Anarres, rotas for tasks figure heavily. I can more easily believe in a society without laws than one without rotas.)

When thinking about those books and their utopian/dystopian societies, a few things struck me. One is the use of violence. In Killjoy's books, a huge theme is when and how it’s necessary to defend their societies by violence, and when and how it’s acceptable to inflict violence on its own people. In Le Guin’s book, almost all of the overt violence is committed by the capitalist society, Urras. On Anarres, there's subtler levels of coercion and force at play, but the effects are oppressive and against their ideals. Le Guin isn't concerned about the necessary uses of violence, and in fact implicitly questions whether it's ever truly necessary by writing a story about a society in which it isn't.

Another theme is the meaning of freedom. Killjoy’s Hrun has complete individual freedom for people to do whatever they want so long as it doesn’t significantly harm others. Beyond that, there’s no laws and no rules. Anarres has a lot of rules but they’re collectively approved and enforced by social pressure rather than violence. Its freedom is conceived of more communally than individually.

A Country of Ghosts is a good, thought-provoking book whether you're anarchist-curious or not. I recommend it to anyone who likes scrappy guerilla fighters or fiction exploring invented societies.


150,000 refugees from New York in another timeline arrive in our New York, right before their Earth is destroyed in a nuclear holocaust. They bring nothing but one bag packed with whatever they thought was most precious or useful to them, but without having any idea where they were going. The timelines diverged in 1909, but the cause of the divergence is unclear. Pre-nuclear holocaust, their world wasn’t clearly better or worse than ours, just different - they have different slang, they didn't have Nazis or the Holocaust but they did have a different group that were pretty similar to Nazis, etc.

Among the differences, Ezra Sleight died in our world at age 10, but in theirs, he became a cult classic science fiction writer. Since refugees could bring very little, only one of his novels made it into our world. Hel (short for Helen), a surgeon in her own timeline who’s now not doing much but being depressed, finds Sleight’s childhood home and wonders if he might have been the point of divergence. She also thinks it would make a good site for a museum about the refugees' timeline and culture. No one else seems interested, but while pursuing it, the only copy in the world of one of Sleight's books is lost or stolen.

I was really excited to read this, but found the book pretty dull. Very little happens in it. We don’t learn that much about the other timeline beyond some tantalizing tidbits. The refugees are oppressed and discriminated against, and are mostly miserable. Despite their timeline apparently having quite a few inventions that don’t exist in ours, nobody on Earth seems interested in replicating them. No one cares about the books or music or culture of their timeline except the refugees. A refugee musician attempts to get famous by trying to pass off their equivalent of the Beatles as his own songs, but only the refugees listen to them.

The book is mostly a metaphor about how lonely and depressing it is to be a refugee. We get a big chunk of the plot of Sleight’s one surviving book, but it was also dull. The point of divergence question ends up being a red herring. Hel never gets farther in creating the museum than trying to raise money for it. It’s essentially a mainstream novel of the kind I don’t like with some science fiction trappings rather than a science fiction novel about two timelines. Why it's famous MEN specifically is never addressed.

Famous Men Who Never Lived has a problem common to metaphorical takes on being a minority, which is that the fantasy elements make it not actually map very well. If some people really do have a tendency to, say, accidentally vaporize people, then it makes sense for other people to be afraid of them in a way that it does not make sense for, say, white people to be afraid that black people will randomly murder them; turning a baseless fear based purely on prejudice into a completely reasonable fear based on facts is a big change! (I say this with all love for the X-Men and their ilk.)

Americans not caring about the contributions and culture of refugees is a real thing, but if a specific group of refugees could provide a peek into a literal different timeline with different valuable inventions and a completely alternate version of American arts and culture, I’m sure many people would randomly hate them but at least as many would be all over that. You can’t tell me science fiction fans would have zero interest in reading books by alternate Ray Bradbury! (In the webnovel Worm, which has limited access to other timelines, bootleg other timeline movies and books are a hot commodity.)

Even if we postulate that the American government would be too stupid to be interested in alternate science and technology (not implausible TBH), lots of other countries would be recruiting those refugees to tell them everything they know about flying cars or whatever. They apparently do get interviewed but nothing seems to have come of it. I'd expect timeline refugees to be in more danger of being locked up and interrogated for potentially valuable information than of being ignored and discriminated against.

And also, if there is literally only one copy of a novel in the entire world, and it's a book that a character personally cherishes, you'd think in two and a half years of having it they'd have bothered to make a copy of it, even if they had to type it out by hand. The only books from their timeline are the ones they happened to bring with them, and they're in enough communication with other reading refugees to know no one else brought a Sleight book. So why wouldn't the refugees who brought books have already created copies of all their books so they can create a library, even an informal one, so they can read all the ones that exist?


Charlie, a low-level BookToker, is invited to join five female influencers on a luxury yacht, where they'll all live together and advertise both the yacht and their own brands. The yacht is semi-beached on a private, uninhabited island. (By semi-beached, I mean it's on giant, semi-movable posts so it's basically dangling above the water like a cocktail sausage on toothpicks.) Charlie, who is mourning the drowning death of her ex-best friend/roommate who wrote a phenomenally best-selling romantasy about sexy mermaids hilariously titled A Song of Scales and Salt, reluctantly accepts. Once she gets on the yacht, she's weirded out by the vaguely cultish vibes and the DROWNED GHOST THAT KEEPS HAUNTING HER, but not enough to leave. Then a storm blows up, they all get trapped on the yacht with their billionaire boss, and someone dies!

This novel has a fun premise and a solid start, but ended up being overly predictable and far too repetitive. The ghost element never felt completely integrated - it felt like two different types of thrillers stuck together. Charlie kept mentally rehashing and rehashing the same points, which was both tedious and made the story even more predictable than it already was.

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I very much enjoyed Schaefer's Trad Wife, which also had issues with repetitiveness early on, but was pure wild fun once the action got going. The Last Time We Drowned is much more conventional, to its detriment. I didn't hate it but it wasn't memorable - something no one will ever say about Trad Wife.


In a world which seems to have no actual humans but a whole lot of linguistic and physical remnants of human civilization now claimed by uplifted animals, one little rabbit takes a stand with big consequences.

The rabbit society in War Bunny is what you would get if Silverweed's warren from Watership Down existed in a world where rabbits were more matriarchial and also was in Canada, then survived an apocalypse that killed humans but left other predators alive. They created a religion built around the idea that predators are blessed and rabbits serve God by becoming their prey, to the point where ideally, they shouldn't even try to run. (They run instinctively anyway, which is why their society continues to exist.)

Anastasia is a rabbit with OCD and rebellious ideas, like that getting eaten by foxes is bad actually. She gets kicked out of the warren, which ought to immediately lead to her getting eaten. She does get attacked, but through a combination of the will to fight and a bit of freak good luck, she manages to fight off a fox. This shocking turn of events leads to her getting famous in the woods. Soon she's got a group of exiles and misfits of multiple species, all organized around the radical idea that prey can fight back.

This book is basically what you get if you combine Watership Down with The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents, plus a touch of Riddley Walker and the linguistic elements of The Handmaid's Tale. It's not as good as any of them, but few books are, and it's pretty good on its own merits. The large cast of rabbits, mice, rats, foxes, coyotes, squirrels, etc is nicely delineated. My favorite is the tiny mouse Death Rage, who owes something to Reepicheep; she wears a Canada Dry bottlecap as a helmet and wields a needle. The book works as just a talking animal story, but like almost all talking animal stories, it has points to make about our world. It mostly manages to not be twee.

The most interesting conflict here is that the predators are also intelligent, and need to eat prey animals to survive. War Bunny sets this up but doesn't really explore it, as the prey animals are nowhere near a large enough faction for that to become a real issue. Though War Bunny comes to a satisfying conclusion, it was supposed to be the first of seven books. St. John wrote two more, then died suddenly of a heart attack. Alas. I will definitely read the next two. I really enjoyed the world and characters.


Love the cover.

This big blockbuster climate change novel got an avalanche of reviews calling it a masterpiece. I am baffled. To be fair, I DNF'd pretty early on. On the other hand the parts I did read were the bad version of The Ministry of the Future and grossly male-gazey and objectifying about women, and especially women of color.

I am excerpting portions so you can share the WTF. The first set are from chapter one, from the POV of a male climate scientist. I'm not even excerpting all the sexist and male fantasy parts in that chapter, just the worst ones. I'm using * to separate passages so there won't be huge blocks of text in italics.

* Milling outside a Yale lecture hall years ago Tony found himself unexpectedly talking to a young woman, Black and wide-hipped with round breasts stretching a T-shirt with a picture of Lando Calrissian lying seductively on a bearskin rug. He thought she was gorgeous then and would continue to think that past a decade and two children whose faces grew into hers year by year.

This was the kind of woman you needed when the world was teeming with morons, and you got hate mail for studying the phase transitions of methane hydrates. *

Here he is talking about his DAUGHTER, who he's nicknamed "Khaleesi." (All else aside, about 95% of the pop culture references have aged like milk.)

* And he felt it then again, years later, when a teenage Khaleesi got into a car accident, and the idiot father of the idiot boy she’d been with couldn’t remember the name of the hospital they’d been taken to. He felt it when he saw the Mother of Dragons in a hospital bed with her arm in a sling, dried blood in her kinky red-brown hair, and a couple of nasty black eyes that would set her accelerating beauty back for a few months. *

UGH UGH UGH.

Here's a chapter narrated by a different person. Kate is a sexy politician of the sort white liberal men with unexamined biases love to write. She's hot! She's wild! She's a woman of color (Jamaican grandfather) but it never comes up other than just stating it! She's bisexual and has wild sex with absolutely everyone!

*I’d quickly realized Colter Bay wasn’t exactly awash in attractive women, and our clientele was mostly Asian tourists and the minivan set. Even if we’d been renting canoes strictly to beauties, Kate would have caught anyone’s attention. Tall and athletic, her stride registered in the world. First, I took in her dark skin and huge head of curls. Then, as she got closer, her pretty snub nose, full lips, and a wide, hungry smile. She held out the slip and looked at the three of us like she’d caught us comparing scrotums.*

About two pages later:

*“How about dinner? I’ve been meaning to try that Thai place everyone raves about.”

“Ugh, dinner?” she moaned. “You are going to be a total cornball, aren’t you?”

Before I could fire back, she stopped, grabbed my face, and brought her lips to mine. I wasn’t prepared, and her open mouth locked over my closed one. Then I got with the program, and her tongue corkscrewed through the tunnel of our lips. *


* So much of that summer was learning how to be with her and her blunt, unapologetic approach. She’d lost her virginity at thirteen to a college freshman she picked up in Powell’s Books; when she was nineteen she booked a flight to Honduras, spent a week in a place called the Mosquito Coast by herself hiking and meeting people, and found out only after she got back that the US government had issued a travel warning for drug cartel and kidnapping activity; she had an abortion in college and the nurse invited her to her birthday party. *

BARF. Love the total lack of agency given to the college freshman who RAPED A THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD. Oh, but it totally wasn't rape! The thirteen-year-old picked him up!


Here's an in-book news article about her:

* Until six months ago, no one but a handful of infighting climate activists even knew who Kate Morris was. Now she takes fire from all sides. She’s been called, among other things, “a feminist traitor making nice with Trump country,” and “the manic pixie dream girl of global warming.”

[Kate says] “I get it. I get why people look at me like, ‘I’m fucking sick of these whacky socialist bitches trying to take away my hamburger.’ Hell, even I’m sick of Greta! I’m sick of AOC!"

An unbuttoned flannel flaps in the wind. Her skin has the weathered quality of a woman who’s spent a great deal of time in sun and dry air. She never wears makeup. Her curls must require maintenance, though, and her hands never leave them alone, always sweeping, tugging, or corralling.

Since Morris arrived on the scene, the apostasies of A Fierce Blue Fire have stoked controversy: She allies with pro-life groups; she decries antinuclear activists as “climate denialists in their own right”; and she once called President Hogan’s version of the Green New Deal “a five-trillion-dollar healthcare bill with a green coat of paint.” Yet nothing has stirred more outrage than FBF’s strategy of aggressively recruiting, cultivating, and supporting Republican candidates to run primary challenges. Forget about stances on abortion rights, gun control, LGBTQIAA+ issues. All these Republican challengers have to do to access FBF’s money is run campaigns based on “the scientific consensus of anthropogenic climate change” and pledge to vote affirmatively on FBF’s model legislation. *

The white male liberal asshole's wet dream: a fuckable woman who'll solve everything by throwing all those pesky women and minorities under the bus, because obviously that's what you gotta do, while being an every-minority herself (but not in any way that matters) so he can point to her and say it's okay.

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Forgot to mention that the real-life mass murderer of children, Anders Breivik, is elected Norwegian Prime Minister, which is possibly the most offensive thing in the entire book.

Fuck this gross book.


A strange asteroid (or is it...?) called Hero is approaching the world. Though it's not projected to collide, a few weird cults have sprung up around it. But in London, the Minton family has other problems. Marcus (white), the dad, is a cop who was involved in a scandal, and possibly in reaction, has gotten obsessed with the end of the world and put a huge survival bunker in the back yard. Kim (black), the mom, just got a cancer diagnosis which she's keeping secret. They have four daughters. The oldest, Aaliyah, is about to get married but is cheatin' with the groom's brother. The middle, Briar, has secretly joined the asteroid cult at her high school. The two younger daughters are too young to have soap opera drama yet.

I struggled with the beginning of this book. It has a confusing and distracting narrative technique - it's multiple POV and we get the inner thoughts of the character each chapter is focused on, but their thoughts and so forth are told in first person by a different narrator. It took me forever to figure out that "I" was Briar. I guess everyone eventually told her exactly what they thought and did? It was a weird, confusing choice with no clear point or payoff. That aside, the lead-up to the alien invasion felt very slow and draggy. I didn't really care about anyone but Briar, and I mostly cared about her because I was interested in the cult.

The story picked up a lot once Hero arrived and some shit hit the fan. It was an interesting and unusual take on an apocalypse, or it would have been if it had been even remotely consistent with what was set up in the spectacular initial scene of it.

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This book has a very boring start, blah or unlikable characters, soap opera melodrama, and a complete lack of consistency in its central premise. Also, the survival bunker has surprisingly little importance in the story.


First of all: what the hell is that cover and why does it look like something from a remix of Severance and The Blair Witch Project? What exactly is that one-eyed, four-fingered monstrosity composed of insane scribbles straight out of a 1960s psychology textbook labeled "Drawing by patient in insane asylum," and why is a bulls-eye vomiting fire over her head? Is it meant to be a visual image of how it feels to live in 2026? If so, good job I guess.

I read this (from Netgalley, so I only now saw the cover) because I was looking for a good, easy-read book on climate change/collapse from more of a psychological/philosophical than prepper, science, history, or politics angle, for the shop. (I also read Lessons from the Climate Anxiety Counseling Booth: How to Live with Care and Purpose in an Endangered World by Kate Schapira, which is a much better book but also not exactly what I was looking for - it's extremely self-help oriented, with specific self-help exercises in each chapter, and geared toward people who have only just started to worry that maybe climate change is serious.) So I am still looking. I know the obvious answer is Rebecca Solnit and I do carry her books but I'd also like something a bit less historical/political-focused. More "how we can live now," less "this is why we're here."

Wilson's thesis is that collapse is inevitable and the apocalypse is already happening, but if we acknowledge and accept that rather than clinging to the hope that a miracle will avert it, we will have mental energy freed up to live our lives in the actual world that we have. Knowing that we did not avert the apocalypse does not mean we should stop fighting, stop creating, or stop living - all those things are still important, or if anything even more important. And who knows? Maybe the world that emerges after the current one will be less cruel and destructive.

I basically agree with all that. So I was initially well-disposed toward the book. BUT.

Mum struggles with what I'm writing about here. One afternoon, when the three of us [her parents and Wilson] were sitting on the verandah having a SAO biscuit and a pear cut three ways, she said, "I don't understand, how can you write and talk about the possible end of the human race and be so... okay?"

I replied: "I think it's because I love and honor the beautiful flow and perfect balance of life more than I value humans. I live for this. It gives me energy."


WHO TALKS LIKE THAT.

This is one of the most self-congratulatory books I have ever read. She literally quotes her editor commenting in the margins about what a brilliant passage she wrote! Her response to climate grief is to do ayahuasca, move to Paris, wail and dance at a cliff for an hour on the daily, and call up Liam Neeson for advice and emotional support! (He is only one of MANY celebrities who are her personal friends, as she reminds us at every opportunity).

It's maddening to hear how sad she feels about climate change from a member of the 1% who will only ever have to feel sad rather than facing any actual consequences, or at worst have her fancy house wrecked and have to crash with Liam Neeson while she selects her next place to jet off to.

I did not realize when I got a copy of this from NetGalley that Wilson is mostly known for I Quit Sugar. She is basically the Tim Ferris of climate grief.


To go with Good Boy, a novella about a boy and his dog fighting monsters, here is a novella about a she/they person and her dog fighting monsters.

Lou is trapped in a shitty job because she's supporting her mother who has cancer, and so doesn't dare to do anything that might get her fired. So when her boss sends her to survey a creepy stretch of isolated woods, and she sees creepy symbols and feels creepy vibes, she goes in anyway. At least she's protected by her beloved pit bull, Ripley. But as things get weirder and more desperate, soon Lou is the one protecting Ripley... and then trying her damndest to have them both get out alive.

I adored this novella's quirky mix of folk horror, on the run thriller, "the real horror is capitalism," and sweet "a non-binary person and her dog" story, despite its odd pacing (it was drastically edited down from being a full novel, and it probably should have stayed one) and a twist that seemed to be there just so there could be a twist. Not everything needs a twist!

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Still very enjoyable. Ripley is the best girl.

Does the dog die? This is impossible to answer without spoilers. I will say that this book has way more dog-related stress than Good Boy.

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In a small town in northern England, a woman spots a man digging in a graveyard. When she confronts him, he tells her a story about the graveyard, the boy he once was and the man he became, a monster, and a dog...

This slim novella by the "Talking Scared" horror podcaster has the vibe of a much older British horror story, like M. R. James with only the language and the period updated. It's chilling in a quiet and understated manner, and as much about the rewards and costs of responsibility as it is about a monster. It's also a very touching "a boy and his dog" story.

But of course what you want to know is, does the dog die? There are two answers to that. The first answer is yes, of old age after a very long and happy life. The other answer is spoilery for the entire book, and it goes under the cut:

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While I'm at it, let me recommend Neil McRobert's Podcast Talking Scared. He interviews a very wide variety of horror and horror-adjacent authors, and he's extremely good at interviewing. His interviews are fun and insightful and interesting even if you never read the books in question. I particularly enjoy his interviews with Johnny Compton (multiple), Stephen Graham Jones (multiple), Carter Kean, Ally Wilkes (multiple), Natasha Pulley, and Zakiya Delila Harris (my entry drug to the podcast.)


This cover looks even better in person. The claw and the shimmer effect around it are extra glossy and reflective, so it looks very textural and cool.

I was excited to read this as it's an alien invasion story, which is something I used to enjoy in the 80s but haven't seen in ages. And then I actually read it.

The beginning is pretty fun, and an interestingly different take on abductions. Tens of thousands of people vanish worldwide, including the protagonist John's teenage son, and video soon comes out showing them getting literally yanked out of the world. So the story almost entirely skips the normally obligatory issue of no one believing that anything weird is going on. (In a very Covid-informed bit, a few people actually do refuse to believe in the aliens on ideological grounds, with predictably yet enjoyably schadenfreude-inducing consequences.)

There are two basic problems with the book. The first one is the characters. Only John is developed at all, and he's incredibly annoying: whiny, self-loathing, and yet full of toxic masculinity which Janz clearly doesn't recognize as such. It's probably due to Janz's inability to write characters having plausible emotions that makes it seem like John only cares about the idea of himself protecting his family rather than actually loving them, but it does seem that way. Everyone else has approximately one characteristic each.

The second problem is the second half. At the halfway mark, it goes from a slow-burn apocalypse survival novel to a cheesy American 80s action movie in book form, with tons of boring action sequences which I skimmed. This shift is marked by one of the most deus ex machina moments I can recall, when the protagonist, who is a high school biology teacher who previously has been doing nothing but trying to protect himself and his daughter, mostly by hiding inside their house, is rescued by a strike force of characters straight out of every dumb sci fi action movie ever who take him to their secret alien resistance cell so he can join in their absolutely batshit plot to defeat the aliens.

The believability level then goes from basically plausible given the premise to the sort of scenes that would have people throwing popcorn at the screen. In fact this is possibly one of the stupidest plots I have ever read.

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I was excited to read this book. Based on the back cover and the excellently spooky first chapter, I thought it would be a Choctaw horror novel about witches.

It's partly that, the parts being the first and last couple chapters. What's in between is an interminable police procedural about artifacts stolen from a museum, interspersed with lectures about the politics of Native American artifacts. The latter part was pretty interesting, actually. The problem was that the police procedural parts were stultifying, the dialogue was incredibly stilted, and the characters were one-dimensional. They look at surveillance footage where nothing happens for hours, and it felt like the scene was happening in real time. I would have rather read a nonfiction book about artifact politics.


Margaret Atwood's other dystopia! It alternates chapters between post-apocalypse and the dystopia that preceded the apocalypse.

In the post-apocalyptic time, a man who goes by Snowman lives on a jungle beach in the vicinity of a group of genetically altered humans. The altered humans seem to be getting along just fine, but except for having many skin tones, not just dark, they are disconcertingly like portrayals of "primitive people" in the sort of books that call people primitive: close to nature, simple, gullible. Snowman has taught them a made up religion based on his childhood friends Crake, who created the people, and Oryx, who we know nothing about for quite some time. He's surviving, though not very well, on fish they catch for him as part of a religious ritual he made up.

In the pre-apocalypse dystopia, we follow the life of Jimmy, who will clearly become Snowman, through a depressingly plausible dystopia in which corporations run everything and keep their employees in locked compounds, most food is artificial, hybrid animals are created, and kids casually watch animal torture and child porn videos the way they might surf YouTube now. He befriends a boy nicknamed Crake. Oryx shows up later. She's a beautiful woman who has a very unclear past which she is probably lying about but may have been sexually abused.

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I did not like this book and I'm not sure I understood it, either. It was relentlessly unpleasant and without a single likable character. I KNOW Atwood knows better so I have no idea what she was doing with Oryx, who comes across as very stereotypical. In fact I'm not sure what the point of the book was. If it was just the dystopia sections I'd say the point was to satirize "if this goes on..." but I don't know what was up with the Crakers. Satirizing colonialist narratives? But the Crakers actually do seem to be the stereotype, just like Oryx actually did seem to be the stereotype.
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