We interrupt this reading of The Heritage of Hastur for a moment of snark

Lew Alton, Regis Hastur, et al: "Dyan Ardais broke my elbow! Dyan Ardais ruins the lives of innocent cadets! Dyan Ardais rapes twelve small boys before breakfast every morning!"

Kennard Alton: "Now, now, everyone's got their little quirks."

Regis Hastur: "And also, Dyan Ardais made illegal use of telepathy for the purposes of sexual harassment."

Kennard Alton: "OMG! He must be stopped!"