I am browsing a book on accidents in the Grand Canyon, blurbed by Tony Hillerman. It combines apparently solid reporting with extraordinarily melodramatic asides. I just now hit the section on incidents involving venomous creatures (very rare) which says people's fears of them are overblown and they shouldn't think of them as "death-slaves of the Grim Reaper."
Over the Edge: Death in Grand Canyon


Over the Edge: Death in Grand Canyon
From:
no subject
From:
no subject
Associates of the Grim Reaper
Associates of Death (works better than the former)
Working With the Reaper
Death-Shareholding (umlauts needed to go somewhere in that one!)
(You die) We Retire (not a metal band name, but something)
All seem vaguely plausible.