It's interesting how much of this is applicable to my line of work as well, or at least parts of my line of work.

As for the meme: the nearest book to me, because I was at work, was a King James Bible, and what I got was, "God hath found out the iniquity of thy servants: behold, we are my lord's servants, both we, and he also with whom the cup is found." Ummm ....

(Unfortunately the Song of Songs, which is the only part you'd get anything really good from, is way more than 45 pages in).