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rachelmanija) wrote2012-05-17 11:05 am
rachelmanija) wrote2012-05-17 11:05 am
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Avengers fic: Cakewalk
Some of you have found this already. (Good God! So this is what it's like to write in a currently popular fandom, even if not for the juggernaut pairing. I can only imagine how many people would read this by now if it was about Steve and Tony.) For those of you who haven't, I wrote a short story about Clint and Natasha (Hawkeye and Black Widow.)
Shortly after the end of the end of the movie, Nick Fury sends the two of them on a very easy mission, just to make sure everything's all right between them and Clint is fit for duty. The mission is a cakewalk. Some other things aren't. Rated PG; nothing more disturbing or explicit than is seen or implied in the movie. Cakewalk.
ETA: Oh, and if you've already read it, I have a theory about Natasha's greatest fear which was impossible to get into the story itself due to it being from Clint's POV. Ask if you're curious.
Shortly after the end of the end of the movie, Nick Fury sends the two of them on a very easy mission, just to make sure everything's all right between them and Clint is fit for duty. The mission is a cakewalk. Some other things aren't. Rated PG; nothing more disturbing or explicit than is seen or implied in the movie. Cakewalk.
ETA: Oh, and if you've already read it, I have a theory about Natasha's greatest fear which was impossible to get into the story itself due to it being from Clint's POV. Ask if you're curious.
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- Duo drowns in a jacuzzi after getting his braid sucked in, and then Heero wears it as a memorial belt.
- Duo gets raped by Deathscythe.
- Duo gets raped by a panther and gives birth to kittens.
One fic actually spawned my original PTSD posts by being so hilariously, over the top wrong about flashbacks. It was the one where Duo was sexually abused as a kid. One of the ones.
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- Oh fandom, you and your torture porn.
- Yeah, yeah, torture porn agai - WHAT.
That fandom must have been something. The Relena-bashing alone! When I watched the anime, I was expecting her to be kind of like, I don't know, a mix between early-seasons-of-Buffy Cordelia and Harmony - mean, catty, kind of crazy in the bad way. Imagine my surprise. It's not even that the fic exaggerated a canonically unpleasant personality - she's great! She's likable and sensible and competent! What the hell was that fandom on about?
It was the one where Duo was sexually abused as a kid.
Yeah, that narrows it down not at all. ;)
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The first chapter isn't badly written and has some good suspense and angst. On the strength of that, I got sucked into an increasingly ludicrous storyline in which there are all these ridiculous angsty flashbacks, Wu Fei gives Duo a fluffy stuffed dragon, all the pilots get magically transformed into toddlers and then back, and then they all retire and Duo takes up quilting and there's an earthquake and he gets impaled on a piece of rebar and that's where I gave up.
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Except for her *other* series, which has the most magnificently passive-agressive Duo imaginable - as I recall, in the first story he bathes in the river and scrounges worms or something for breakfast and gets given steaks to take home by kindly strangers because he's just that awesome, just so when he gets back and the others are all jesus, asshole, did you have to use all the hot water and eat all the food and spend all our money on steak, he can say: I ATE WORMS AND BATHED IN THE RIVER AND NOW WE CAN NEVER BE TRUE FRIENDS BECAUSE YOU HAVE MADE THESE TERRIBLE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME.
It was, sadly, a great inspiration to many. But I do not remember the one about the kitten babies. Please do not link it.
... also, I loved your Avengers story and I am enjoying being in a jugganaut fandom *so much*. Every day I go to AO3 to look for fic, and every day *there is fic*.
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I will respect your wish to not be linked to the Duo/panther story. Here, have some quotes instead:
All at once there was a growl from nearby. One that Duo recognized. It was the panther that had been ramming him a short time ago.
[...]
At the window, they noticed that in one crib there was a small panther cub, curled up and sleeping soundly. In the next crib over, there was a baby girl with a pair of pretty black panther ears atop her head, and a long back panther tail continuing from the base of her tailbone. Her eyes were the same color as Duo's, but her pupils were slit, like those of a cat.
[...]
"Here we are." Shiva announced. She grinned at the sushi. "Thank Shinigami we live in Japan." she grinned. "It was so cool of you to move here after we were born."
"Where else would I get stuff like this to feed two half-cats without arousing suspicion?" Duo asked.
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Just for that, I will link you to the story where Asshole!Duo dumps Heero so he can marry Evil!Hilde, so Martyr!Heero goes off to have their Professor J-created baby in secret. BUT! Eeeevil!Hilde finds out, and CUTS HEAVILY PREGNANT HEERO OPEN to steal the baby and pass it off as her own!
AND THEN HEERO IS CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN FOR 16 YEARS.
Dun dun dun ...
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I really, really hope the author is twelve.
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Ok, now I feel guilty. In penance, here is a recent gundam wing story I actually liked.
"As the day wound down to a close and Quatre leaned in to kiss Relena's cheek before they parted ways, Relena had one more piece of advice for him. "If he ever hurts you," she said, holding onto Quatre's forearm and looking deep into his eyes, "just punch him right in the balls."
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