I am not making this up

[rachelmanija]

Via vass:

Find the nearest book to you, turn to page 45, and read the first sentence: this describes your sex life in 2018.

There was a violent hammering at the main gate. (Power of Three, Diana Wynne Jones.)

I'm not sure whether to be excited or alarmed.

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[calliopes_pen]

"The harpy crouched on her body, hiding it from sight, and the bronze wings turned red."

Should I be worried? That's from The Last Unicorn, by Peter S. Beagle. Mommy Fortuna getting eaten by a harpy.

(Edit: And I grabbed a copy of Carmilla, since that was near me, too.)

"It would be vain my attempting to tell you the horror with which, even now, I recall the occurrence of that night."

Well, that doesn't bode well either. Heh.

[rachelmanija]

You should be VERY worried. Though not as worried as the person who's holding her siblings tight, one in each arm.