I am not making this up

[rachelmanija]

Via vass:

Find the nearest book to you, turn to page 45, and read the first sentence: this describes your sex life in 2018.

There was a violent hammering at the main gate. (Power of Three, Diana Wynne Jones.)

I'm not sure whether to be excited or alarmed.

Comments

[luzula]

Nitrogen is the main component in proteins, amino acids, and nucleic acids like RNA and DNA. (from book on agriculture)

Ha. Clearly my sex life will remain non-existent.

[indywind]

Or your sex life will involve proteins, amino acids, and DNA.
Could be very ...productive.