rachelmanija: (Books turn brain)
rachelmanija ([personal profile] rachelmanija) wrote2005-12-10 09:30 am

We interrupt this reading of The Heritage of Hastur for a moment of snark

Lew Alton, Regis Hastur, et al: "Dyan Ardais broke my elbow! Dyan Ardais ruins the lives of innocent cadets! Dyan Ardais rapes twelve small boys before breakfast every morning!"

Kennard Alton: "Now, now, everyone's got their little quirks."

Regis Hastur: "And also, Dyan Ardais made illegal use of telepathy for the purposes of sexual harassment."

Kennard Alton: "OMG! He must be stopped!"

[identity profile] apintrix.livejournal.com 2005-12-10 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
ha!

Looking back on it, you know, although Kennard Alton is a lousy dad (and uniquely blind to many things around him), Lewis Alton is also rather a f*ckwit. I get the sense MZB absolutely loved these two, though...