"Being eaten alive by hyenas is less painful than you would think. Being eaten alive by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, however, is more painful than you would think, particularly if the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is simultaneously consuming a histrionic Vogon. In the event that this happens, experts recommend presenting the Vogon head-first to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast in order to make the unpleasantness as brief as possible. If it is not possible to get the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast to eat the Vogon's head first, offer it your own."
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"Being eaten alive by hyenas is less painful than you would think. Being eaten alive by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, however, is more painful than you would think, particularly if the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is simultaneously consuming a histrionic Vogon. In the event that this happens, experts recommend presenting the Vogon head-first to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast in order to make the unpleasantness as brief as possible. If it is not possible to get the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast to eat the Vogon's head first, offer it your own."