If I was feeling a touch more extroverted, I'd use the cell number you listed in a f'locked entry and sing it to you. I'm in good voice tonight.

But anyway, the gist of the song is that, wow, he just had this amazing revelation: "Last night as I lay in a doze on my bed
A remarkable notion came into my head
The most shocking thought that I've ever had:
The realization that war is bad.
[chorus] War is bad, peace is good
Never use plastic if you can use wood
Be kind to strangers, give good jobs to vets
Recycle glass bottles, spay/neuter your pets."

It goes on from there about why on earth did no one ever think of this brilliant idea before.