I see that you have already been offered internets in congratulations, so may I offer you my firstborn instead?

Because that absolutely killed me.

Although I think you missed a lot of potential mindfuck by omitting Parashuram, and any potential Parashuram clones (would he also have ended up cloned?) from the summary.

Plus, generations! The Mahabharata has like three generations in play! There are the (hot) stately old men, and the hawt strapping young sons that are about the same age as the Bleach and Angel Sanctuary human characters... The pairing list, it could stand to be expanded. ;)