You were wise. Wise indeed. I'm not sure I've ever seen the whole thing, but having seen the climax was enough to prompt me towards a dramatic falling to my knees, fist shaking at the sky, while I demanded to know what I had done to justify such a blot upon my childhood.

...I didn't actually do this, because I caught it playing in an electronics store, and that would've been awkward in public. But I wanted to. MAGIC CRYSTALS. Ugh.