Being eaten alive by hyenas is less painful than you would think.

[rachelmanija]

I recently had the delightful experience of dipping into a recipe book which includes instructions for surviving a cobalt bomb.

It has 380 pages, starting on page 5. Give me a number between 5 and 380, and I will give you a quote from that page.

Comments

[sylvaine]

65!

[rachelmanija]

It does not take long to get tired of venison.

[landofnowhere]

Especially if the butcher keeps the best parts for himself?