rachelmanija | (no subject)

I have reached the stage of moving in which I regret owning anything.

I am also low-key panicking over the final stage of moving, in which people need to come into my apartment and move stuff around. I will have all the windows open and fans going and will insist that they wear masks and will stay outside myself as much as possible BUT STILL.

The other day my garage spring broke so I couldn't get into my garage. It took my landlord two days to dispatch his father-in-law, who OFC kept trying to get into my personal space and breathe on me. I had to literally wave my hands in his face to get him to move back.

The reason I'm moving is largely that it is nearly impossible to get people to wear masks and/or stand back and/or cover their noses when they do wear masks. This is true even when I have lengthy phone conversations in advance where I get them to promise that they will wear a real mask, not a bandanna, and cover their nose, and not take off the mask as soon as they arrive. Then they arrive and proceed to do exactly what they promised not to do. I have a feeling that this is also going to be an issue with the movers.

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UGH. A lot of men seem to think their scrotum will wither and fall off if they wear a mask over their mouth and nose. I was lucky with my movers, thank goodness, even though one of them, a last-minute hire, crapped out halfway through.

Perhaps ironically, covid is associated with erectile dysfunction (vascular damage). I'm trying not to end this comment with "They should think harder"....

Ha, I needed that laugh.

*snigger*

A lot of men seem to think their scrotum will wither and fall off if they wear a mask over their mouth and nose.

It's more likely evidence it already did!