Cool bits, cracktastic bits

[rachelmanija]

telophase has created a Cool Bits story generator.

The narrative is about triumph beating the odds. Romance blossoms between a scholar and a woman with a gun, while difficulties they encounter include sex against a wall and nothing being as it seems.

oyceter said that someone should make a Cracktastic Bit generator. I here solicit suggestions of cracktastic bits. They can be from any genre or media, though I do think that manga and anime gives great cracktastic.

By "cracktastic," I mean giant talking soldier ducks, giant robot chickens, heads in jars, heads in jars because the villain cut them off and put them there and hopes to clone the body and revive it so he can kill the person again, random incest, exploding heads, cannibal zombie angels, giant floating eyeballs, diseases that make your head spontaneously fall off, attacking floating fetuses, boys dressed in girls' sailor suit uniforms, "I cross-dress because it's so relaxing!" transformations into pandas, adorable chibi side illustrations of eyeballs on a platter, characters wearing kimono in Victorian London, little boys with bags over their heads and an axe in their hand, librarian chickens in tennis shoes and bonnets, possessed cockatiels, conjoined twin villains, combat butlers, butlers named Rifael Rafael, prosthetic limbs that double as any kind of weapon but especially guns or rocket-launchers, tentacle rape, characters with missing eyes (it's a thing), "Whatever you brought home, make sure you share it with your brothers! Oh... it's a wife?"

You know. Stuff like that.

What are your favorite cracktastic bits?

Comments

[yeloson.livejournal.com]

- "Now face my TRUE FORM" (true form is always nasty btw)
- Pindot eyes (indication that all sanity is gone)
- The Beam of Cleansing (TM)
- Bendy laser beams
- Casual use of megasuperpsycho powers
- Prefix madness (giga-hyper-mega-super-etc.)
- Combining robots
- The silent badass with a sword
- The really strong rowdy guy
- "Oops, we broke reality"
- Collateral damage from "powering up"
- The Traumatic flashback
- The shy crush
- Supernatural casual agility (balancing on light poles, diving into water without ripples, etc.)
- The jerky/jitter movement of insanity/undeath
- The Necro cuddle (cradling the decapitated head)
- The "bend TOO far back" laugh
- The old guy who no one fucks with
- The badass girl character who whips your ass.

[amberdulen.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh, BENDY LASER BEAMS. I watched Wolf's Rain and just about had a FIT.

[yeloson.livejournal.com]

Funny, I just started watching Wolf's Rain again two days ago. How innocent I was when I first saw it- I did not see how it's really just one big yaoi fest.

[oyceter]

Wait till the unexpected giant walrus the size of a barn!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

RACHEL DID NOT TELL ME THIS.

She only mentioned the Engrish on the HK dubs. I really need to dig them out again and continue watching, but not until after A-Kon. I WOULD NEVER HAVE STOPPED WATCHING IF I KNEW ABOUT THE WALRUS.

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

It's a giant flying talking walrus!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I promise I will finish watching as soon as A-Kon is over!!

[octopedingenue]

KEEP AN EYE ON THE VAN.

[oyceter]

It's because she forgot! She forgot about the giant flying walrus!

The best part is, that was a totally random episode she dug up in order to try and find "we must protect....amusement park!"

We never did find that. But the walrus was so totally worth it.