Cool bits, cracktastic bits

[rachelmanija]

telophase has created a Cool Bits story generator.

The narrative is about triumph beating the odds. Romance blossoms between a scholar and a woman with a gun, while difficulties they encounter include sex against a wall and nothing being as it seems.

oyceter said that someone should make a Cracktastic Bit generator. I here solicit suggestions of cracktastic bits. They can be from any genre or media, though I do think that manga and anime gives great cracktastic.

By "cracktastic," I mean giant talking soldier ducks, giant robot chickens, heads in jars, heads in jars because the villain cut them off and put them there and hopes to clone the body and revive it so he can kill the person again, random incest, exploding heads, cannibal zombie angels, giant floating eyeballs, diseases that make your head spontaneously fall off, attacking floating fetuses, boys dressed in girls' sailor suit uniforms, "I cross-dress because it's so relaxing!" transformations into pandas, adorable chibi side illustrations of eyeballs on a platter, characters wearing kimono in Victorian London, little boys with bags over their heads and an axe in their hand, librarian chickens in tennis shoes and bonnets, possessed cockatiels, conjoined twin villains, combat butlers, butlers named Rifael Rafael, prosthetic limbs that double as any kind of weapon but especially guns or rocket-launchers, tentacle rape, characters with missing eyes (it's a thing), "Whatever you brought home, make sure you share it with your brothers! Oh... it's a wife?"

You know. Stuff like that.

What are your favorite cracktastic bits?

Comments

[glitternixon.livejournal.com]

Here from fandom_lounge, couldn't resist jumping in,not an anime fan, so I bring you crack from the world of American/British films and TV:

-Fighting one's own evil body parts
-Tree rape
-Motherfucking chainsaw arms! (groovy).
-Being covered with insects/small reptiles, whether hallucinated or not.
-Anything big enough to swallow you without chewing, especially underwater...surviving and getting out.
-Horrible human/whatever hybrids
-Sexy evil robots
-Any Charleton Heston sci-fi reveal ("It was Earth all along!" "Soylent Green is people!")
-Leapfrogging back in time to thwart your opponent (i.e. Curse of Fatal Death)
-Continuing to fight as body parts get hacked off
-Aliens whose mission for whatever reason (bonus points if it's sinister) is to have sex with as many humans as possible.
-Things every part of which is sentient and will attack you (i.e. the blood in "The Thing")

[elynne.livejournal.com]

Oooh, good Evil Dead crack-moments. Count the different blood colors in Evil Dead 2 for bonus points! (five, IIRC) and hundreds of gallons of (black?) blood spewing from the walls and then retracting and then the furniture laughs at you. Rocky gets it!

... god I love that movie.