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rachelmanija) wrote2007-05-01 10:41 am
rachelmanija) wrote2007-05-01 10:41 am
Cool bits, cracktastic bits
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telophase has created a Cool Bits story generator. The narrative is about triumph beating the odds. Romance blossoms between a scholar and a woman with a gun, while difficulties they encounter include sex against a wall and nothing being as it seems.
oyceter said that someone should make a Cracktastic Bit generator. I here solicit suggestions of cracktastic bits. They can be from any genre or media, though I do think that manga and anime gives great cracktastic.By "cracktastic," I mean giant talking soldier ducks, giant robot chickens, heads in jars, heads in jars because the villain cut them off and put them there and hopes to clone the body and revive it so he can kill the person again, random incest, exploding heads, cannibal zombie angels, giant floating eyeballs, diseases that make your head spontaneously fall off, attacking floating fetuses, boys dressed in girls' sailor suit uniforms, "I cross-dress because it's so relaxing!" transformations into pandas, adorable chibi side illustrations of eyeballs on a platter, characters wearing kimono in Victorian London, little boys with bags over their heads and an axe in their hand, librarian chickens in tennis shoes and bonnets, possessed cockatiels, conjoined twin villains, combat butlers, butlers named Rifael Rafael, prosthetic limbs that double as any kind of weapon but especially guns or rocket-launchers, tentacle rape, characters with missing eyes (it's a thing), "Whatever you brought home, make sure you share it with your brothers! Oh... it's a wife?"
You know. Stuff like that.
What are your favorite cracktastic bits?
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Another thing I like about it is that she's based the characters very loosely on the Journey to the West. And that cracks me the hell up.
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Everyone else would get their fluffy ears shot off. Miroku gets fanthwacked and THEN shot.
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[blissed-out smile]*
* Which inevitably brings to mind the scene I saw recently where Jaken is riding on Sesshoumaru's big fluffy thing** and is bitching like usual, and then all of a sudden pauses, says something like "Ooooh, soft!" and starts rubbing his face in the fluff with that blissed-out expression that my cat gets when she's sitting on her heating pad. I couldn't believe my eyes and had to rewind and rewatch that part. XD
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*I LOVE THAT SCENE SO MUCH.
I have a Jaken-plushie (the same size as my Sesshy-plushie, bwah) who comes with that little flower he plucked petals from to forecast whether or not Sesshomaru still loved him anymore.
Oh Jaken, someday Sesshomaru-sama will take you to prom.
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Kagura would totally work it by drugging him or something, I don't know. Threaten not to blowdry his fluffy anymore unless he puts out.
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Eeee, the flower! XDD
I think any love scene between Kagura and Sesshoumaru would be 90% them standing around sneering and pretending to be completely unaffected by the other.
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See? HOTNESS!
And then each would listen inon a third line while a
friendlow-grade enemy called the other and asked how they felt about the secret eavesdropper.P.S. later in the manga will make you happy sad fangirl ;P
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I think I know what you're alluding to. :D
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I am alluding to MULTIPLE THINGS, even, which makes it more awesome!
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FluffAir, the only way to travel!
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