Cool bits, cracktastic bits

[rachelmanija]

telophase has created a Cool Bits story generator.

The narrative is about triumph beating the odds. Romance blossoms between a scholar and a woman with a gun, while difficulties they encounter include sex against a wall and nothing being as it seems.

oyceter said that someone should make a Cracktastic Bit generator. I here solicit suggestions of cracktastic bits. They can be from any genre or media, though I do think that manga and anime gives great cracktastic.

By "cracktastic," I mean giant talking soldier ducks, giant robot chickens, heads in jars, heads in jars because the villain cut them off and put them there and hopes to clone the body and revive it so he can kill the person again, random incest, exploding heads, cannibal zombie angels, giant floating eyeballs, diseases that make your head spontaneously fall off, attacking floating fetuses, boys dressed in girls' sailor suit uniforms, "I cross-dress because it's so relaxing!" transformations into pandas, adorable chibi side illustrations of eyeballs on a platter, characters wearing kimono in Victorian London, little boys with bags over their heads and an axe in their hand, librarian chickens in tennis shoes and bonnets, possessed cockatiels, conjoined twin villains, combat butlers, butlers named Rifael Rafael, prosthetic limbs that double as any kind of weapon but especially guns or rocket-launchers, tentacle rape, characters with missing eyes (it's a thing), "Whatever you brought home, make sure you share it with your brothers! Oh... it's a wife?"

You know. Stuff like that.

What are your favorite cracktastic bits?

Comments

[octopedingenue]

Yes, Sesshomaru is so eeeevil in his fluffy shoujo watercolors. It is a good thing he is a true noble youkai above such worldly things as brotherly squabbles and servant loyalty or someone might get the wrong idea!


P.S. Koga the wolf-demon leader responsible for the wolves who ATE POOR SWEET RIN becomes one of the good guys! Sort of! But this is totally okay because he is hot and wears a fur kilt and swirly-fights and anyway is completely over the baby-eating since he discovered potato chips!

Oh, endless Inuyasha crack, I love you so.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

That whole baby-eating Koga thing wigs me out. I did appreciate the ep I saw recently where his hapless henchmen met Sesshoumaru and Rin and Rin was frightened. XD

[octopedingenue]

That was "Koga and Sesshomaru's Dangerous Encounter" AKA "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern In Feudal Japan" AKA My Favoritest Episode Ever. Koga and Inuyasha's death-battle over junk food! The fearsome power of Sesshomaru's Utterly Blank Stare! The battle climax that wasn't!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I'm really going to have to find a DVD and re-watch that ep. It's great. XD