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rachelmanija ([personal profile] rachelmanija) wrote2010-01-12 12:44 pm

Yes, yes, it's a meme. But a very poetic one!

Were I a summonable creature, what kind of ritual would you craft to summon me?

[identity profile] coraa.livejournal.com 2010-01-12 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Draw a circle fifteen feet wide, and space dishes of tasty food at one-foot intervals around the circumference. Then light a vehicle on fire inside the circle.

I owe you an e-mail! Will reply after the work conference, when my brain kicks back into gear.

[identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com 2010-01-12 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I should have a burning car icon, the subject comes up so often.

Don't sweat it! I know I'm pestering you a lot!
seajules: Art by Susan Seddon Boulet (if i had wings)

[personal profile] seajules 2010-01-12 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Just answered in my journal, but I shall answer here too.

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With the edge of a weapon not seen
for three hundred years beyond the borders of Tibet,
quarter a sky-blue rose tossed
into the wind from the west.
Place one severed petal on your tongue,
speak the name of the lover
who most disappointed you
and spit.
Replace the taste with curry and coffee
brewed in the fire season of monsoon country.
Travel three days by air,
three by sea,
three on foot.
Learn the words for joy and war
in the language of the country
in which you find yourself at sunset.
If it is your own, go up into the mountains
and whisper the first dream you remember
to the foxfire in the stump of a lightning-blasted tree.
If it is not, seek a shrine
where someone has left one shoe
and a leather-bound book of rare poetry
inscribed with the name of a sibling long dead.
If it matches yours, wait.
If it does not, seek the name of the youngest soldier
to die on the nearest battlefield.
Look for the house of his closest living relative
leave the book on the doorstep,
return home.
Prepare a meal given to ghosts.
Open the door to whatever comes
when she knocks.

[identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com 2010-01-12 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Place one severed petal on your tongue,
speak the name of the lover
who most disappointed you
and spit.


HEE!

Wow, ask and you shall receive - and how! That is so beautiful and so me (and so you) - fire and fighting and food, wanderlust and the written word.

Thank you so much! I will treasure it.

[identity profile] asakiyume.livejournal.com 2010-01-12 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Wonderful!!

If it is your own, go up into the mountains
and whisper the first dream you remember
to the foxfire in the stump of a lightning-blasted tree.


Loved that especially.

[livejournal.com profile] rachelmanija, that is quite a summons you've earned!

[identity profile] loligo.livejournal.com 2010-01-12 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly there would be Japanese or Chinese pastries involved!

[identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
That would do it!

Two of the first words I learned in Japanese, for the purposes of pastries, were "kurogoma" (black sesame) and "kuri" (chestnut.) Except that it turned out that in French-style Japanese pastries, the latter is actually called "marron."

[identity profile] asakiyume.livejournal.com 2010-01-12 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not quite sure, but somehow I managed it, which pleased me inordinately this morning when I checked my e-mail.

[identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com 2010-01-12 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I realized that you were unable to read my pre-published (I hope) poetry and that you might enjoy doing so. (The tag is "my poetry.") ;)

[identity profile] asakiyume.livejournal.com 2010-01-12 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You bet I would! It's one of the things I come on LJ for--people's poetry, I mean, and I like what I've seen of yours that's been unlocked so--thanks!

[identity profile] shati.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
In an empty theatre, I would sacrifice a car in a fiery explosion, while chanting your praises in the form of thirteen romance novel-style epithets.
Edited 2010-01-13 03:42 (UTC)

[identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Her mahogany eyes burn like cars."

[identity profile] marzipan-pig.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly letting my friend move to LA without me was what it took for me :)

[identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Evidently so!

[identity profile] madam-silvertip.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Leave a book with empty pages, open, in a dark forest. Come back in a year, close the book, and say aloud, "Let what was written here be revealed."

[identity profile] tool-of-satan.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Chapter 3: On the Multiplicity of Rituals

Practitioners who are accustomed to summoning the more basic spirits and elementals may well be confused by the number of different rituals given here. The reason for this is both simple and complex. It is that Rachel, like all sapient numinous beings, has numerous Aspects, each of which must be summoned differently. This is simple because it is a basic truth easily apprehended, and it is complex because of its many ramifications, which space does not permit us to discuss here.[1]

In aid of further explication, let us consider the rituals requiring burning vehicles. These summon Rachel in her Aspect as Rescuer of Those Imperiled.[2] The astute practitioner will object that those in need of this Aspect may well not have time to prepare such a large space as would be required for these rituals. In fact, while use of a burning vehicle is traditional, it is not mandatory; the burning of any object which might normally be expected to remain unignited will suffice for the ritual to be completed.[3]

In a similar fashion, rituals involving foodstuffs invoke Rachel in her Aspect as Seeker of Gustatory Experience. Rituals making use of bad books catch the attention of the Aspect Skewerer of Mockworthy Prose[4], while those using blank paper attract one or another of Rachel's writing aspects.

[1] Those interested in such a discussion may consult Xaviera's An Introduction to Modern Theurgy, particularly chapter 12.

[2] While her remit in this Aspect is not limited to peril caused by flame, other dangers, e.g. earthquakes and floods, are widely considered less convenient to introduce to the conjuring circle.

[3] It will occur to some practitioners to set themselves on fire. While this is efficacious it cannot be considered prudent.

[4] Thrusting a pointed weapon into the book, while recommended and satisfying to the practitioner, is not strictly required. Striking the book with the hand while speaking to it reprovingly will often be adequate.

[identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[2] While her remit in this Aspect is not limited to peril caused by flame, other dangers, e.g. earthquakes and floods, are widely considered less convenient to introduce to the conjuring circle.

HEEE!

That was So. Awesome.

[identity profile] tool-of-satan.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you enjoyed it. This is what I do instead of poetry, I guess.

[identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
the burning of any object which might normally be expected to remain unignited will suffice for the ritual to be completed.[3]

...I did mention on LJ how I put out a flaming peacock feather fan at a Hanukkah party and a flaming oil painting at Thanksgiving (or Christmas, I forget), right?

[identity profile] tool-of-satan.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes. (Here, for anyone who missed it.)
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[personal profile] naomikritzer 2014-03-01 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I love the idea of Summoning the Aspect of Rachel-As-Rescuer by setting a car on fire (or, if possible, conjuring up an earthquake).