Being eaten alive by hyenas is less painful than you would think.

[rachelmanija]

I recently had the delightful experience of dipping into a recipe book which includes instructions for surviving a cobalt bomb.

It has 380 pages, starting on page 5. Give me a number between 5 and 380, and I will give you a quote from that page.

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[mme_hardy]

57. Always 57.

Page 56 - 57 is just photos of a restaurant

[rachelmanija]

If I get to eating too much squirrel, I make sure to have it Belgian style as I never tire of it that way.

[minoanmiss]

82!

[rachelmanija]

In 1776 a man in Paris, France name Roze made the first CARTE, meaning card in French, listing the prices of individual foods served in a restaurant. He also made the first menu ever used.

[redbird]

47

[rachelmanija]

Muskrats eat only marsh roots and clams and their flesh reflects this mild, clean diet.

[landofnowhere]

163!

[rachelmanija]

A cornmeal pancake, avocado and coffee are today thought of as a very fine meal by natives of Mexico and Central America and it certainly is as far as I am concerned, especially with chocolate syrup on the corn pancake.

[yhlee]

9 !

From a numbered list of steaks

[rachelmanija]

34. African steak. This is the thin layer of meat and fat sliced from the upper half of the ribcage. It is very delicious and the favorite of back country Africans in Africa.

[edenfalling]

365!

[rachelmanija]

In Scandinavia apples were used to cure all nervous disorders.

[evelyn_b]

Give me some golden truth nuggets from page 222!

[rachelmanija]

If you have any flowers in bloom in your yard or house, add a level teaspoon of yellow flower pollen.

[musesfool]

175!

[rachelmanija]

The expression "O.K." came from the New Orleans dock area. The French-speaking people of New Orleans said, "Aux Quais," when anything arrived or departed properly from the docks or even from railroad stations.

[sheliak]

77!

76 - 77 is mostly an engraving of Anton van Leeuwenhoek

[rachelmanija]

Now place the Bologna in a pan with enough boiling water to nicely cover it. Add seven level teaspoons of honey. If you have no honey, add seven level teaspoons of sugar.

[telophase]

14!

[rachelmanija]

Many famous restaurants fry steak when you order a grilled steak, as in most cases it tastes much better.

[havocthecat]

72

You know nothing about meat, Jon Snow

[rachelmanija]

If you tell a butcher to cut up your venison by one of those methods, he knows at once that you know nothing about meat or how to cut it up and much of the best meat he will keep for himself, knowing you will never know the difference.

[darchildre]

37

[rachelmanija]

It was almost certain death to wear a high silk hat in a frontier town.

[larryhammer]

What the hey: 42.

[rachelmanija]

In those days Paris was a fabulous town.

[genarti]

omg, what an excellent game. Let's say 243!

[rachelmanija]

Remove the Baba from the oven and remove the Baba from the pan.

[sylvaine]

65!

[rachelmanija]

It does not take long to get tired of venison.

[mildred_of_midgard]

333

[rachelmanija]

Pasteurized beer and ales produce more of a hang-over effect than unpasteurized ones.

[ranalore]

13!

[rachelmanija]

The use of hard coal rather than charcoal in Minnesota for broiling has always been the accepted practice.

[naomikritzer]

46!

[rachelmanija]

HOW TO MAKE LIVERWURST OF DUCK, GOOSE, DEER, RABBIT, SQUIRREL, PHEASANT, MOOSE, CALF, OR PORK LIVER

BY JOHANNES KEPLER

[grayswandir]

202

[rachelmanija]

New Orleans wasn't much in those days but the Nuns were smart and resourceful.

[cyphomandra]

127!

[rachelmanija]

1/2 cup of pureed celery. You can grate the celery real fine or put it through a blender.

[nenya_kanadka]

216!

[rachelmanija]

THE TOMATO AND THE SKUNK

[vermithrax]

113!

[rachelmanija]

Around 1918 a young man named Clarence Birdseye left New York to go to Labrador to buy silver fox skins. He was only 26 years old but had already been a whalehunter, a biologist, and a government worker.

[lemon_badgeress]

493 please. this is a delight.

It only has 380 pages so you're getting 293

[rachelmanija]

Wheat, old potatoes and old carrots also make fine wine.

[skygiants]

301!

[rachelmanija]

Taste the liquid with your saccharometer and add half enough sugar for the alcohol content that you desire.

[alatefeline]

109, please?

[rachelmanija]

William Bordelon in my opinion is by far the best waiter in New Orleans and one of the three best in North America.