Being eaten alive by hyenas is less painful than you would think.

[rachelmanija]

I recently had the delightful experience of dipping into a recipe book which includes instructions for surviving a cobalt bomb.

It has 380 pages, starting on page 5. Give me a number between 5 and 380, and I will give you a quote from that page.

Comments

Re: 76 - 77 is mostly an engraving of Anton van Leeuwenhoek

[sheliak]

... I am deeply suspicious of this recipe.

(How does van Leeuwenhoek come into it? I don't see how anyone could cook microbes...)

Re: 76 - 77 is mostly an engraving of Anton van Leeuwenhoek

[rachelmanija]

He invented the following recipe and it became the sensation of the time. [Recipe for fish follows.) Make a white sauce flavored with mushrooms. Today simply take one can of Campbell's mushroom soup...

Re: 76 - 77 is mostly an engraving of Anton van Leeuwenhoek

[mildred_of_midgard]

On the contrary, microbes play an important role in the preparation of many foods! Dairy products. Probiotic supplements. Fermented foods like sauerkraut and salami. Alcohol.

Re: 76 - 77 is mostly an engraving of Anton van Leeuwenhoek

[sheliak]

That is a point! (I had the image of frying one in a microscopic pan, since I was trying to figure out how to connect the fellow to the bologna...)