Mea culpa: "To yard sale" is real slang meaning "to fall down." However, it comes from skiing/snowboarding, when a violent fall scatters your equipment like junk spread out on a lawn for a yard sale. Very witty and intuitively clear in that context! The context in Ward's book was a guy who was stumbling around his apartment either naked or in pajamas, I forget which. Nothing would have scattered had he keeled over.

Lover Revealed (Black Dagger Brotherhood, Book 4) is the one with the human cop hero and the sad virgin vampire heroine. I actually liked the heroine, Marissa. The hero, Butch, was a total jackass. You could not have come up with a better example of how "alpha male" traits taken to extremes are actually asshole traits.

Butch had one of the stupidest conflicts I've ever come across in a romance novel. He's human and if his vampire girlfriend drinks his blood, he'll DIE. So she drinks from a vampire friend instead, which is how vampires normally feed. Butch is jealous because feeding has sexual overtones, and demands that she drink from him instead, even though it will KILL HIM. He gets so demanding about it and furious at her drinking from someone other than him that his poor girlfriend, who doesn't want to KILL HIM, starts starving herself!

So he would rather DIE by forcing the woman he supposedly loves to KILL HIM, thus leaving her alone, heartbroken, and horribly guilty, than have her perform a mildly sexual act with a friend that she needs to do TO LIVE.

Admittedly, this is called out as stupid in the book. But it's also portrayed that it's totally natural for Butch, a MANLY MANLY MAN, to prefer death to having his girlfriend have a relationship with another man which she has no choice over and does not regard as sexual (though Butch does.)

There was a nicely effective bit of body horror when Butch is infected with eevil and his come turns black. YIKES.

Bad medicine: Do not cram stuff into people's mouths if they're having a seizure!

Quote chosen by randomly opening book: "I threatened the king's life to ahvenge your honor!"

Lover Awakened (Black Dagger Brotherhood, Book 3) was my favorite. The hero of this one, Zsadist-- just pause to admire that-- is not an asshole. He's a physically and emotionally scarred survivor of kidnapping and repeated rape, who thinks he's too damaged to be anything but a killer and has some serious hang-ups about sex. Within the completely over the top context of the book, I have to say that this was handled pretty realistically and sensitively. And also milked for maximum angst. The heroine, Bella, is sexually assertive and mostly rescues herself. Very nice!

Zsadist's twin brother, Phury-- just pause to admire that-- has possibly the all-time best "how I lost my leg" story. Incidentally, a number of the male vampires are disabled, sometimes with magical compensation but often not. I liked this aspect of the series.

Bad medicine: If you've been injected with a drug, vomiting won't "get it out of your system." It's in your bloodstream, not your stomach.

Quote chosen by randomly opening book: Before Zsadist left, he took one last look at the fish tank. The food was almost gone now, snipped off the surface by little gaping mouths, mouths that came at it from the underside. (I like this, actually. Zsadist is feeling triggered and unsettled and not consciously noticing it, but everything around him has taken on a slightly sinister tinge.)

In Lover Unbound (Black Dagger Brotherhood, Book 5), we learn that Vishous-- just pause to admire that-- is canonically bisexual and has a crush on Butch. Sadly, this is the book about his romance with a woman, Jane, a doctor who gets kidnapped to tend Vishous' wounds. The romance made no sense in this one. Vishous is traumatized by early noncon same-sex encounters so now he can only have sex by dominating women in completely consensual BDSM settings, and he and Jane have sweet banter and then he repeatedly dubcons her but it's OK because she consented, sort of, and then he subs for her in penance for... something. What? It also turns out that he knows how to resurrect the dead, which may have been set up in previous books but seemed out of the blue in this one. Bonus WTF "happy ending."

Bad medicine: You STILL don't stuff things in people's mouths if they have a seizure!

Quote chosen by randomly opening book: Butch's jaw dropped and he pulled a bobble.
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From: [personal profile] hunningham


Oh this is wonderful. I'm pretty sure that the local library has some of this series, I must go and investigate.
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From: [personal profile] rymenhild


I am glad you are reading these books and writing them up for me, because I do not think I have the fortitude necessary to cope with all those extra z's and h's.
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Your reviews are gold and kinda made me want to read the middle book.
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From: [personal profile] metaphortunate


Your reviews are gold and yet learning about these books has kind of put me off the idea of books in general.
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From: [personal profile] rivkat


OK, I put it on my wish list (which is even public). You've probably seen this reporting on a new PTSD study, but it sounds fascinating.
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From: [personal profile] veejane


Admittedly only having skimmed these reviews due to rubbernecking, I would even so like to assert that people named Ahwesome or Thotally Rhad or whatever that one fellow yard-saling's name is, I say, that that fellow does not strike me as the sort of fellow who wears pajamas to bed.

Unless they're made from the skins of his enemies, or something.
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From: [personal profile] genarti


I feel you should know that I spent an appreciable amount of time yesterday reading parts of your Black Dagger Brotherhood reviews aloud to my housemates. Their faces were AMAZING.
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From: [personal profile] vass


the heroine, Marissa.

That is a disappointing nhame for a character in these booksz.

when Butch is infected with eevil and his come turns black. YIKES.

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From: [personal profile] torrilin


Book 3 sounds like it's probably my cup of tea APART FROM THE SPELLING OMG. I'm usually pretty descriptivist, but when the spelling is outweirding Russian for no obvious phoenetic benefit... Ow.

I'll share the reviews with my partner and report back on horrified prescriptivist reactions.

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These books are clearly not for me, so I'm glad I did not pick up the m/m one at the supermarket (or online to get it in the original English), but I'm really looking forward to what you will have to say about these guys.

From: [identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com


That's book 9 or something and they're already going downhill at # 5!
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From: [personal profile] sovay


Butch's jaw dropped and he pulled a bobble.

WHAT EVEN WHAT.
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From: [personal profile] sovay


I think it means he bobbed his head rapidly because he was surprised.

I thought maybe it was more snowboarding terminology and I was still confused.

From: [identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com


Or maybe it means that his snowboard flipped over!
Edited Date: 2014-08-18 07:32 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sovay


Or maybe it means that his snowboard flipped over!

If that happened while he was stumbling around his apartment in his pajamas, I approve so much.

From: [identity profile] jinian.livejournal.com


The bobble on top of his snowboard hat thereby being pulled askew.

I think we're making real progress on understanding this idiom, folks, well done.

From: [identity profile] kimberlite8.livejournal.com


I love reading all your reviews of this series.

What is "ahvenge" though and how it is different from avenge? Like is there some ritual associated with "ahvenge"?
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My favorite bit is that Zsadist's name preserves the S. Because clearly NO ONE WOULD GET IT if she had just wholesale replaced it with the Z.
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(I have read multiple reviews of this series over the years and I still cannot read Phury's name as anything other than "furry.")
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Ward, in her real life, works in health care. I don't think she's necessarily a doctor but my mom and many friends of mine work in medical, and even over the course of general conversation, I've picked up medical knowledge like the mistakes mentioned here. That always boggled me.
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