rachelmanija: Painting of woods at sunset (Woods)
( Aug. 13th, 2023 12:08 pm)
It's way too hot but my land is beautiful. I FINALLY managed to get some California native wildflowers growing from seed, so my goal of replacing most non-native plants with natives is proceeding nicely. I have beautiful patches and strips of pink and white and blue and purple and yellow flowers, some ruffled, some intricate as a Faberge egg, most no bigger than my thumbnail.

My nectarine sapling, my tomatoes, and my corn is growing very well - I have actual unripe nectarines! Very exciting. Even if something other than me ends up eating them this year, I now know that both grow well in the areas I put them.

I didn't finish my defensible space goals before going to Europe, so I'm continuing now. It's a ton of work even though obviously I'm not doing everything they recommend. I live in a forest, I'm committed to rewilding so I'm not raking leaves in the forest areas, and my deck is going to have deck furniture or what's the point?

But I'm doing everything I can, focusing on removing dead weeds, raking paths and other areas with nothing that's supposed to grow on them anyway to create firebreaks, and creating as much of an ember break as I can within the five-foot zone. Unfortunately the only cherry tree branches I can reach to pick the cherries are right up against and over the deck. Still pondering that one. I'm going to consult an arborist anyway so I'll ask about that.

All the leaves, branches, etc, are getting dumped on an ivy-covered downward slope ending in a fence. This is an area which I want to fill in anyway, to smother the ivy and create an area where I can grow... something. It's in dense shade and not easy to reach with a hose so I'm thinking shade-growing native plants.

I have another huge ivy patch I covered in cardboard over a year ago to smother it. I need to cover the cardboard in mulch, then in dirt. Once that's done, I will only have four giant ivy patches remaining, down from the eight or so I started with.

This is half an acre and I'm the only person working on it till I get the arborist involved, so it's a fairly jaw-dropping amount of work. Luckily it's work I enjoy, though I'd enjoy it more if it was cooler.
rachelmanija: Yellow flowers against green leaves. Text: A field of tiny suns (Garden: Tiny Suns)
( Jun. 29th, 2023 12:00 pm)
I'm FINALLY having luck with native wildflowers. Photos on Facebook.

Coral bells, red valerian, baby blue-eyes, red ribbons, blueblossom, crimson columbine, jellybean monkeyflower, even - FINALLY - California poppies!

My Gala apple tree has tiny apples, the green cherries have remained largely uneaten, and I have little green blueberries...

...and I am taking off on July 20 to go to France and Bulgaria for a month, so I may not get to taste any of the fruits of my labors. Get ripening, cherries!
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My plants survived the snowpocalypse amazingly well. Several saplings I'd planted were badly damaged, but even those are still growing so hopefully will survive, if in somewhat unusual shapes.

One tree fell, not a favorite or a particularly big one. I kept the snag as a wildlife habitat, and was pleasantly surprised that when I told that to the arborist I'd hired to remove the fallen tree, rather than arguing, he knew what I was talking about and said that he'd kept several snags on his own property for that exact reason. I had the fallen tree mulched, so now I have an enormous mulch pile taking up one of my parking spaces.

We had a very unusual amount of rain lasting well into months when it's usually dry. Last week I found a salamander under a log I picked up to do something with! The salamander was tiny and adorable, smaller than my pinky finger; I picked it up because I couldn't resist, then replaced it and the log. I guess the log will just live there now. No idea where the salamander came from as it's normally not wet enough for them. Maybe they bury themselves until there's enough moisture to emerge? It was very encouraging to see it, anyway.

After two years of scattering poppy and other native wildflower seeds to no avail, I finally got little poppy sprouts! Really hoping they'll grow up to be plants, because if I can get them to seed stage, they'll reseed themselves and I'll get them every year.

I went to two native plant sales, one at Heaps Arboretum in Skyforest (up the hill from me) and one at Claremont Botanical Gardens (down the hill). Cross your fingers those plants survive better than the last set I got from the Arboretum, which did not do well. The mountains have a lot of microclimates so there's a lot of trial and error involved in seeing what survives where.

Saplings I planted last year, all thriving: birch, scarlet oak, ginkgo, Bartlett pear (main trunk snapped off in snowmageddon, lopsided branches now propped), Satsuma plum (big branch snapped off).

Saplings I planted this year, all thriving: Rainier cherry (has green cherries!), nectarine (has tiny green nectarines!), Carpathian walnut, Honeycrisp apple, Gala apple, Bing cherry (snapped in half when tree fell on it, still growing).

Food plants I have growing now: giant Bing cherry tree (now with some limbs netted to discourage squirrels; last year they ate ALL my cherries while they were still green), corn, squash, tomatoes, kale, herbs, blueberries, raspberries, giant blackberry hedge which I have barely dealt with this year and probably won't have time to.

I have been using the Picture This app to identify plants on my property. I highly recommend it - it's by far the most accurate I've tried. Here's a non-exhaustive list of what I have growing in my yard:

Planted by me (non-native): tulips. They grow incredibly well here.

Planted by me (native): California poppies, creeping snowberry, western blue-eyed grass, blueblossom ceanothus, golden currant, salmonberry.

Already there (native): Elegant fairyfan (clarkia), small enchanter's nightshade, false mermaidweed, Humboldt's lily, miner's lettuce, thimbleberry, Pacific dogwoods, incense cedar, pine, wild plum, bracken ferns, wild strawberry, Canyon live oak (accidentally coppiced - cut down, now an enormous bush), black sage, California bay.

Already there (non-native): Lunaria (silver dollar plant/moneyplant), sweet violet, periwinkle (vinca), daffodils, chickweed, honey locust, Norway spruce, hollyhock, guelder rose, camellia, spiraea, feverfew.

The land around my house is absolutely magical in spring. It has so many different areas, all like tiny little forests and gardens. The ferny areas look like how I always imagined the forests in Narnia in spring.
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rachelmanija: A snow-covered cabin with lights on (Cabin)
( Nov. 6th, 2022 02:41 pm)
This morning Alex dove between my ankles and bolted out the door. He's better at predicting snow than that groundhog. I'm now lugging bundles of summer clothes to the shed and winter clothes to the house.

Also this morning, I saw the coyote sniffing around my chicken coop. At 11:00 AM! Very odd. The raccoon was out in the day, too. They were both acting perfectly ordinary so I don't think it's rabies or any other disease. Maybe just the darker days?

It's the beginning of my second year in the house and will be my second winter. For all of Crestline's flaws (there are exactly two decent restaurants), I love it here. There's something beautiful and new on my land every day, there's wildlife, and there's always some pleasant physical job that needs doing.

Today I planted two blueberry bushes and the last of the native plants from the native plant sale, put down a few more rocks on the paths I'm making, bundled all the chickens but Uncatchable Sally into the chicken tractor so they can munch on weeds, dumped cardboard over some ivy to get rained on tomorrow, and am taking a brief break before I lug the outside furniture cushions into the basement for the winter.
rachelmanija: Graphic of California poppies (orange). Text: California Dreaming (California Dreaming)
( Nov. 5th, 2022 01:30 pm)
We had autumn for about one week, and then jumped straight into winter. Snow is expected later this week. Alas for my morning glories which will never get a chance to blossom.

Raccoon and garden photos.

I've been slowly working away at my garden, collecting rocks from landslides and using them to shore up crumbling slopes and create paths. I've planted some native plants, and have bulbs coming in that I will plant on an otherwise boring and weedy slope.

Paths and leaves.

I have created a small orchard of two apple trees (Gala and Gravenstein), two cherries (Bing and Rainier), a nectarine, and a Carpathian walnut. Hoping to plant some pluots and maybe hazelnuts this spring, if I can get the local nursery to order them.

The blackberry hedges are once again totally out of control. Thorny green vines have gotten into a nearby tree and drop down like snakes, then root. I'm hoping to dig up and replant some along some fences.

Things which grow well here: Asian greens, miners' lettuce, chickweed, blackberries, corn, tomatoes, potatoes, shallots, garlic, blueberries, thimbleberries.

Things which do not grow well here: Honeyberries - dropped dead. Bell peppers - total failure with multiple attempts. Salal berries, salmonberries, golden currants - very spindly and pathetic. Peas - probably too cold. Melons - NONE of them ever sprouted, and I planted a lot. I had thought also morning glories, except those refused to grow at any point when they'd have had time to grow, then suddenly sprouted and grew vigorously one month before the temperatures hit freezing. Very annoying.

Questionable: Raspberries. The bushes grew okay, but I didn't get much fruit.

The hens continue to lay. Kebi keeps warning me they'll stop for winter or molting or something, but so far they've always staggered that so I get a regular egg supply even if a couple of them aren't laying.
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It's 86-89 F (30-31.6 C) in Crestline this week and I am literally dripping with sweat.

I rushed about gardening this morning as everything was wilting and nearly keeled over. I literally had to sit down in the shade and swill Gatorade. I already knew this from having lived my entire life in hot places, but it's salutary to be reminded of exactly how fast heat danger can sneak up on you. (I'm totally fine now, but I recognized the signs and remedied them immediately. If I'd decided to just finish watering, I might not be fine.)

On the plus side of this heat, I have CORN! I would share pics but they are currently covered in hardware cloth. That was probably the unwise in-sun exertion, but all these darling sprouts had popped up when I was fully expecting nothing to germinate at all, so I rushed to protect them. I have never grown corn before, so this should be fun.

Current state of garden:

Potatoes: Giant thriving jungle.

Tomatoes: Nibbled by bugs, but producing.

Bell peppers: Ditto.

Peas: Growing, but I'm in the usual battle of too much heat/dryness means wilting but too much shade/water means powdery mildew.

Cherries: All eaten by squirrels.

Morning glories: Two out of FORTY pre-sprouted seeds survived. One has a teeny bud! Well, now I know where to plant them.

Shallots: Thriving.

Rainbow chard: Died.

Blueberries: One very healthy bush with a handful of sloooowly ripening berries. I will put in more bushes later, as they grow beautifully but one bush doesn't produce much.

Raspberries: Marginal. Only one of three bushes is producing at all, and bugs are getting most of them. I think I need way more bushes to make a go of it.

Thimbleberries: Enormous thriving bank of them.

Blackberries: Even more enormous thriving bank of them, some just starting to redden.

Salal berries: One died, one marginal.

Salmonberry: Healthy, but no berries yet.

Saplings I planted last year (ginkgo, scarlet oak, birch stand, Bartlett pear, Satsuma plum): Every single one is doing great.

How does your garden grow?
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rachelmanija: Potted strawberry plant. Text: plague garden (Garden: Plague Garden)
( Jul. 2nd, 2022 03:26 pm)
When I bought my house, the owners left me a handy, if incomplete, guide to its garden. They mentioned a hedge of wild raspberries growing between the road and the hedge of wild blackberries. I faithfully pruned them and trellised them, relieved that they were a thornless variety.

When [personal profile] sholio visited, she mentioned that they didn't look like raspberries. I said they were definitely raspberries, as attested to by both the previous owners and my neighbors who had seen them growing. I said they must be some different-looking wild variant. Plus, when I examined the spent canes, they very clearly had raspberry-looking places where berries once had been.

They've been slowly ripening. Today I ate a couple. I was very disappointed that they were the worst raspberries I've ever had.

Then I thought, "Wait a sec..." It turned out that [personal profile] sholio was right! They are not any kind of raspberry. They are...

Read more... )

But I need to plant some more actual raspberries.
This is the book that I wanted the insipid Everyday Monet to be. It's a detailed guide by a man who is an expert gardener and photographer, and used to work for Burpee Seeds. I'm not sure there has ever been a more perfect person to write a book.

Fell's book goes into great detail on exactly how Monet's garden was designed and why, and what an ordinary gardener can do to use some of the same principles on their own garden. He's both helpful and realistic in terms of what an ordinary person can actually do.

If you want to have a garden exactly like Monet's the short answer is that you probably can't, at least not in the way the garden is now planted and managed, as a complex space with intense color through three seasons and every inch of soil vibrant with healthy plants. Unless you are prepared to employ nine gardeners who work like dervishes under the eagle eye at the head gardener, it's unlikely you will be able to replicate the full grandeur of Giverny. Also, you would need to use a backhoe to completely dig up exhausted planting beds for renovation and replanting almost every year. It also require a range of greenhouses to grow nearly 200,000 annuals, biennials, and perennials.

Some of the design elements of Monet's garden that Fell explains are shimmer and sparkle, which Monet attained by planting white flowers amongst colored flowers, bicolored flowers, and flowers whose thin petals give a sense of translucence, such as poppies or cosmos.

There's sections on water gardens, structures such as bridges, benches, and leafy walkways, suggestions for how an ordinary gardener could replicate some effects similar to those in Giverny, and, again, a realistic sense of what makes sense for someone who is not Monet. For instance he very sensibly warns against wisteria, which is gorgeous if you have nine gardeners and will engulf your garden like a pretty purple eldritch horror if you don't.

This book is exactly what I wanted, and I look forward to putting some of its suggestions into practice.

Fell has written a lot of very tempting gardening books, but for now I am restraining myself.

rachelmanija: A snow-covered cabin with lights on (Cabin)
( Jun. 15th, 2022 12:34 pm)
The garden is blossoming marvelously. Bees swarm the pink and white blossoms of the blackberry thicket. Tiny daisy-like feverfew is flowering everywhere, along with an unidentified purple flower. (If you'd like to see pics or try to ID it, they're up at Instagram and Facebook.)

The raspberries have tiny green berries, and my blueberry has berries too! The latter is draped in bird netting, while I'm keeping a close watch on the former. The squirrels ate all my cherries while they were still green, goddammit.

Herbs are thriving, as is my shady hugelkulture Asian greens bed, which I worried wouldn't get enough sun. My sunny beds mostly failed to germinate at all; I think I underestimated the heat of the sun even though they don't get it for that long. I'm going to try again in the sunny beds, this time with sun-loving plants like tomatoes.

My strawberries, both cultivated and wild, are very happy in multiple locations. The latter are in a very hard-to-water place, and their berries are not very juicy.

The haskaps did not thrive. I replanted them in a sunnier location, but they seem done for. The salmonberry is thriving, the thimbleberry is struggling, the salal I planted in shade is happy and the salal I planted in sun is miserable so I will try transplanting it.

I pre-sprouted morning glory seeds, and I still only got a few to become actual plants. I think my fences are all too shady for them. Next year I will try climbing roses.

I've further cozified the loft with handmade rag rugs (via Etsy, not made by me) and a knockoff Love Sack from Target.

I'm building a mini retaining wall of unmortared rocks by collecting side-of-the-highway rockfall rocks every time I pass a certain area, then setting them up like Legos, bit by bit. One-handed.

I have had my left wrist mostly out of commission since early February. I have now failed two months of PT and a steroid shot, and am on a second round of PT and steroid iontophoresis. If that fails I may need surgery, hence the questions about dictation. It's a nuisance, not a misery; it's not painful if I wear a brace and don't stress it, and I cope way better with mobility issues than with pain. I mostly mention this so you can be impressed with how much I'm managing to do literally one-handed.
So my blackberry bush just forced me to take off my shirt AND BRA within full view of my neighbor's house.

I was working away at the tangle, and finally decided to do something I've been previously avoiding, which was to cut down a really big cane when I couldn't see what was on the other end. It was blocking basically everything. I crossed my fingers I wasn't murdering half the patch, and snipped. But when I attempted to tie up the part of it I'd left, I got yanked backwards.

This isn't that unusual as the thorns are huge. I twisted around to untangle myself, and found that I'd been caught, not by a thorn, but by one of the trellis wires. It had somehow tied itself around part of my shirt and bra, and was so taut I couldn't even tell exactly how it was doing it, let alone untangle it. I couldn't cut the wire as it was supporting multiple brambles.

I finally had to take off my shirt and bra and untangle myself in broad daylight, easily visible from both the road and the neighbor's backyard which he commonly frequents, naked from the waist up.

I don't think any human saw me, but I swear that blackberry was laughing.
rachelmanija: Potted strawberry plant. Text: plague garden (Garden: Plague Garden)
( Apr. 23rd, 2022 11:48 am)
When my last Native Foods Nursery order arrives and is planted, I will have nine types of berries growing on my land: strawberries, blackberries (wild), raspberries (wild and cultivated), blueberries, golden currants, salmonberries, thimbleberries, salal berries, and honeyberries/haskaps.

I have never tried the latter five - please comment if you have! - and in fact only learned about them on the website. But since I've only ever encountered one berry I really dislike, I have high hopes. Except for the salal berries, which are mostly for the birds.)

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 105


I have eaten these berries FRESH (pies, sauce, jam, & dried doesn't count unless stated otherwise. You may mention that in comments though.)

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Strawberries
105 (100.0%)

Blueberries
103 (98.1%)

Raspberries
103 (98.1%)

Blackberries
101 (96.2%)

Mulberries
51 (48.6%)

Lingonberries
22 (21.0%)

Cranberries
58 (55.2%)

Boysenberries
31 (29.5%)

Cloudberries
16 (15.2%)

Currants (state color in comments)
50 (47.6%)

Serviceberries
12 (11.4%)

Honeyberries/Haskaps
7 (6.7%)

Salal berries
4 (3.8%)

Gooseberries (non-fresh counts)
51 (48.6%)

Elderberries (non-fresh counts)
34 (32.4%)

Huckleberries
25 (23.8%)

Thimbleberries
9 (8.6%)

Salmonberries
17 (16.2%)

Marionberries/ollalieberries/similar crosses
23 (21.9%)

Maypop
0 (0.0%)

Jambutica
2 (1.9%)

Other berry I will mention in comments
12 (11.4%)

Acai (okay I GUESS bowls count)
13 (12.4%)

My favorite berries are...

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Strawberries
52 (53.6%)

Blueberries
42 (43.3%)

Raspberries
62 (63.9%)

Blackberries
39 (40.2%)

Mulberries
10 (10.3%)

Lingonberries
7 (7.2%)

Cranberries
16 (16.5%)

Boysenberries
4 (4.1%)

Cloudberries
4 (4.1%)

Red currants
16 (16.5%)

White currants
1 (1.0%)

Golden currants
2 (2.1%)

Black currants
16 (16.5%)

Serviceberries
1 (1.0%)

Honeyberries/Haskaps
1 (1.0%)

Salal berries
0 (0.0%)

Gooseberries
9 (9.3%)

Huckleberries
6 (6.2%)

Thimbleberries
1 (1.0%)

Salmonberries
3 (3.1%)

Marionberries
10 (10.3%)

Ollallieberries
1 (1.0%)

Maypop
0 (0.0%)

Jambutica
0 (0.0%)

Other berry I will state in comments
2 (2.1%)

Acai (okay I GUESS bowls count)
0 (0.0%)

I HATE this berry!

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Strawberries
3 (6.5%)

Blueberries
3 (6.5%)

Raspberries
3 (6.5%)

Blackberries
4 (8.7%)

Mulberries
2 (4.3%)

Lingonberries
1 (2.2%)

Cranberries
3 (6.5%)

Acai (the berry)
3 (6.5%)

Acai (the trend)
25 (54.3%)

Boysenberries
0 (0.0%)

Cloudberries
0 (0.0%)

Red currants
4 (8.7%)

White currants
2 (4.3%)

Black currants
4 (8.7%)

Golden currants
3 (6.5%)

Serviceberries
0 (0.0%)

Honeyberries/Haskaps
0 (0.0%)

Salal berries
1 (2.2%)

Gooseberries
3 (6.5%)

Huckleberries
0 (0.0%)

Thimbleberries
0 (0.0%)

Salmonberries
0 (0.0%)

Marionberries
0 (0.0%)

Ollalieberries
0 (0.0%)

Maypop
0 (0.0%)

Jambutica
0 (0.0%)

Other berry I will state in comments
3 (6.5%)

Impressionism is my favorite art style, but Monet is not my favorite Impressionist. (My favorite Impressionist is Renoir, and my favorite artist in any style is Andy Goldsworthy.) But Monet created my single favorite work of visual art. It's not one of his paintings. It's his garden at Giverny.

When I saw this book on Kindle deal I grabbed it, as my perfunctory skim of the blurb made me think it was an analysis of the principles and execution of his garden, and how they might be applied to your garden.

So my reaction to this book is at least 50% my own fault, as that's only about 5% of the book. The book is about how to bring aspects of Monet's work and life into your own life. However, the other 50% of my annoyance with this book is how laughably surface-level its ideas are.

It suggests having a picnic with bread and cheese, because Monet liked bread and cheese. It shows a photo of Monet's kitchen with copper pans hanging up, and says you could hang up some copper pans in your kitchen. It says Monet liked Japanese prints, so you could also hang up a Japanese print. It repeatedly suggests that if you want to bring some Monet vibes into your life, you could try hanging a Monet print in your house NO SHIT SHERLOCK WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT.

It commits this sentence:

One of the most special features of color is that we actually experience colors, and they can have a direct effect on our mood and our preferences.

ONE OF THE MOST SPECIAL FEATURES OF COLOR IS THAT WE ACTUALLY EXPERIENCE COLORS.



However, this did lead me to poke around and see if there were any books that were actually about stuff like Monet's use of color and seasonality in his garden and how those general principles might be applied, and it looks like there is so I will get that book.

Of course I'm not remotely planning to recreate Monet's garden, but I'm looking for principles like the one useful thing I did get out of this book, which was that he planted low, white-blooming flowers around tall, bright ones to get a shimmering effect. And also, analyzing a really great work of art is always interesting and always helpful, even if you're not going for that exact aesthetic or those exact methods and media.

I would really love a koi pond with water lilies though. Maybe a very small one someday.

Spring has just displaced autumn. I'm shocked too. Everything is bursting into either bloom or tiny bright new leaves.

I have a cherry tree flowering enthusiastically over my deck, scarlet camellias by the kitchen, and daffodils and lunaria (moneyplant) coming up everywhere. I am discovering what things are when they bloom; there were a bunch of unidentifiable plants already in the yard. I planted some tulips and crocuses and forgot about them, and they're coming up. All the saplings I planted in winter have buds or little leaves or flowers; my plum blossom has ended, and pear blossom has begun.

It's absolutely magical. The insects have returned, and I'm finding earthworms when I dig. I have spotted robins, chickadees, Stellar's jays, and ringneck pigeons. If it was up to me, I'd spend all day in the garden.

Photos on Instagram and Facebook.
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rachelmanija: Graphic of watering can pouring over plant. Text: Semi-Secret somewhat illicit pandemic garden (Garden: Secret pandemic garden)
( Mar. 15th, 2022 03:17 pm)
I've ID'd the bottom row as chickweed and Lunaria (moneyplant). What is the plant in the top row? It's small, fairly flat to the ground, and had elongated spade-shaped (as in a playing card spade)/teardrop shaped leaves on long stems. The stems radiate out from a central point. The entire plant looks slightly spider-like. The chickens eat it. It feels slightly succulent.

ID my mystery plant!

I've tried plant-ID apps but so far they all say it's one of ten different plants, and which ten varies with the angle and lighting. Google is also useless.
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Thank you to the very kind people who sent me books off my wishlist!

I shall try to do reviews of them as a thank-you, insofar as one can review books that aren't meant to be read cover-to-cover.










Meanwhile, spring has sprung. The cats go berserk on an hourly basis, the chickens are laying so much that I am mentally running through people who might want eggs, and I have three yellow crocuses. Photos to come.
Got tired of people running over my wild strawberry patch beside my driveway, so I made a little border out of scrap wood.

The previous owners had hideous NO TRESPASSING PRIVATE PROPERTY signs everywhere. I've been removing those when I remember (I need a hammer to pry them off whatever they've been nailed to). It's obviously private property, it has a house on it and fences around it. Only three or four left to go!

Snow is melted, sun is out. But the ground got nicely softened up, so I'm embarking on a couple projects to prepare for spring planting.

When the chicken run was built, a lot of dirt and jackhammered bit of rock were left over. I had the guys dump them in an area that gets lots of sun, where I plan to put in some vegetables. It promptly turned into a rock-solid mass. Now that it's finally soft enough to dig, I'm digging it up, spreading it around, and removing the bigger rocks. When it's all in an even layer, I'm going to mix it with chicken manure and chicken run hay, then let it sit till spring. In a couple months, it should be nicely fertilized earth. I hope.

The previous owners used English ivy (a non-native plant) as ground cover. I'm slowly yanking it up by the roots so I can replace it with either vegetables or native plants that will attract birds, bees, and butterflies. Once I yank up as much as I can find, I'm going to cover the area with a tarp or cardboard till I'm ready to plant, which I hope will kill any I missed.

My ultimate goal for the land is for everything on it to be one or, ideally, more than one of the following: edible, native, or pretty. Ivy is pretty enough and I'm not touching the ivy growing on fences, but I can do better for ground cover.
rachelmanija: (Autumn: small leaves)
( Nov. 2nd, 2021 01:20 pm)
Think I'll do some gardening in my yard.





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Yesterday I went berserk in a nursery and purchased...

A ginkgo

A scarlet oak

A Bartlett pear

A stand of four birches

Also a Satsuma plum tree which I need to either return, exchange, or buy another of; post-purchase, I discovered that it won't fruit unless I have second Satsuma plum.

I also bought two raspberry bushes (currently fruiting!) and a blueberry bush. Also a bunch of bulbs.
And at that point I forcibly hurled myself out of the shop.
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Or bat house? Squirrel feeder? Plant that bees or butterflies go nuts over (California natives preferred)? Or anything else along those lines? Please recommend your favorite bird, animal, or beneficial insect attractor!

NOTE: I am living in Crestline, California, which is in the San Bernardino mountains. My property has a big lot with huge incense cedars and plenty of space to grow. It has four seasons, including very hot summers and winters with snow. We are currently experiencing an extreme drought and birds and other critters could really use a source of water.

OTHER NOTE: I closely monitor wild animal and bird news. There is currently no bird epidemic being spread by bird baths in California. If it hits California, I will of course remove anything spreading disease.

Birds found in Crestline. We also have raccoons, bears, coyotes, and the usual assortment of California mountain critters. I would ideally like to NOT attract bears, though I realize that leaving food outside is never totally safe.
The beginning of what, we are portentously told via omniscient narration, is later known as the Events in Brandling is that England has a change in weather to very hot in the day and rainy at night, causing plants to grow lushly. In Brandling, a tiny village in Somerset, a guy named Charlie grows a huge squash.

The hump of the squash loomed in the darkness.

The squash continues to grow after he picks it, alarming some of the villagers.

They were men too close to the soil to remain unaffected by the squash and its size and the reactions it was beginning to cause.

They were beginning to feel its presence like fear.


Particularly Charlie:

"What'd you pick on me for?" he suddenly said aloud.

The squash was silent in the dark.


Other villagers scoff. They argue.

"That squash's real," Ted said.

A plant expert has been consulted, and his opinion is that plants don't like us cross pollinating them and messing with their genes, and they're going to rebel. He asks, perhaps rhetorically, "What would you say if I told you I believe the plant kingdom morally disapproves of what man is doing to the world?"

The dude he's talking to does not have a reply to that, but asks, "Is it possible they could control the weather?"

The plant expert is experimenting on trays of bean sprouts to see if plants have memory. He notices that the plants are responding faster, which means...

"They would not only be able to remember, but see into the future as well."

What.

In the gentle hum emerging from the air conditioning he failed to hear the tiny rustling sound from the rows of bean sprouts, nor did he detect the small, whispery note of menace it contained.

He dies mysteriously off-page surrounded by his bean sprouts, the author presumably having failed to come up with a plausible way the bean sprouts could have killed him and so deciding to leave it to our imagination. Usually this is a good technique in horror, but in this case my imagination fails.

What are used bookshops for if not for discovering utterly batshit, extremely earnest first novels by geologists turned advertising executives who want to convey their Very Important message about respecting the environment and particularly plants, via the medium of... this:



This message would probably be more effective if the author knew anything about... anything, really, but basic geography would help. A tragic backstory involving a prophetic villager finding an oil-slicked penguin falls utterly flat given that he says he found it while on a trip to the coast.

THERE ARE NO WILD PENGUINS IN ENGLAND.

Back to the squash, Charlie freaks out and chops it up, then buries it like a murder victim. This prompts the plants to rustle scarily to make him run, then stick out a root so he trips and hits his head against a rock.

The prophetic dude muses, "I wonder what you did to that squash, Charlie. I wonder how you offended it."

In more menacing behavior - this is described in the most ominous terms - a rose bush pricks a woman's finger. Twice.

Then the plants REALLY get mad! )

I paid $3.00 for this and it was well worth it.
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