I noticed that a container of tzadziki yogurt dip, purchased a couple days ago from Trader Joe's and kept refrigerated and unopened, had developed a suspiciously bulging shape. I took off the lid, and indeed the plastic shrink-wrap beneath was bulging up like the whole thing was about to explode. I am a paranoid American, so I put it in the trash can under the sink.
About ten minutes later, I heard a small explosion. A check of the trash can revealed that indeed, it had exploded!
1. This sort of thing only ever happens to me, right? Or does it???
2. Should I alert Trader Joe's? Or check my refrigerator (it seems fine - at least, nothing else has rotted and/or exploded)?
3. WTF happened? Gases produced by decomposing yogurt? Could this phenomenon be harnessed as a cheap energy source?
4. If I was a Heinlein hero, it would take me ten minutes of math to answer question 3. Probably "no."
About ten minutes later, I heard a small explosion. A check of the trash can revealed that indeed, it had exploded!
1. This sort of thing only ever happens to me, right? Or does it???
2. Should I alert Trader Joe's? Or check my refrigerator (it seems fine - at least, nothing else has rotted and/or exploded)?
3. WTF happened? Gases produced by decomposing yogurt? Could this phenomenon be harnessed as a cheap energy source?
4. If I was a Heinlein hero, it would take me ten minutes of math to answer question 3. Probably "no."
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It's nothing to worry about. I've had this happen before. In my actual fridge, even. There is nothing like scraping dried exploded beet kimchi off the inside of your fridge, it's like scraping dried exploded entrails, in both color and smell.
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You'd think I would have learned my lesson, but no. Tried the same thing with the second (also bulging, though not as much) bottle, with similar results.
Everything I was wearing had to go into the wash, and I was scrubbing yogurt smoothie off my kitchen cabinets, sink fixtures, over-the-sink window, etc., for weeks.
I called the company, and they said it was most likely the result of improper storage (too warm, probably) at some point in the supply chain, which had allowed for continuing fermentation of contents and resulting gas buildup. And then they sent me a handful of coupons for free product.
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Nothing's ever exploded, though.
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2. Googling "exploding yogurt" (which I did with no little trepidation) produces this:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091228081513AAs2XT7
Assuming the answer given is correct, the yogurt spent too much time at too high a temperature at some point. If you didn't leave it out it is possible that Trader Joe's dairy case is not as cold as it should be, or something, so I would definitely mention it to them.
3. See #2.
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No! It has never exploded on me. Only you, my dear. Only you!!
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Is it wrong I'm kinda envious of your exploding food? (In a sort of 'man, that would be a story to tell people at work!' way, I mean.)
(The only thing that's ever exploded is soda cans. But at least I know WHY they do that...)
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Again, the most likely reason for it to have done that is "it got too warm," because under refrigeration, those live active cultures are fairly dormant. And other bad things can happen to dairy foods when they get too warm besides harmless fermentation, so, yeah, throw it out.
But the asplodey? Not actually harmful to anything but your garbage can!
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Definitely tell TJs in case it's their fridge...or the refrigerated truck's problem, in which case they should expect a lot of that too.
But ask for a refund. Doesn't TJs have a "We tried it, we liked it. If you don't like it, bring it back" sign, usually posted in some prominent spot?
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I've also bought cereal, tried it once or twice and decided that I really didn't want it, and brought it back for a full refund. I'm really confused at how easy it is.
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If you were a Heinlein hero, you could power a space ship with that yoghurt, AND kill the Communist hegemonists who were pursuing you, AND use it as a sexual lubricant with your honey, AND raise the twelve resulting adorable red-headed kids on a strange planet, fighting off constant attacks by wild beasts, savages, and lingering Communists. Still using the yoghurt.
In other news, yes, I would have thrown it out, too. I have never had a container of yoghurt do that to me, and I wouldn't trust it.