Date: 2015-09-21 09:23 pm (UTC)
My actual response, each beat of which lasted approximately one-third of a second:

- What was that???

- Didn't sound like a gunshot.

- It did sound like it was coming from inside the kitchen.

- Nothing in my kitchen should bang like that.

- Cat must have knocked something big down.

[Turn around]

- How did the biscuits fall off the TOP of the refrigerator…?

[Moment of enlightenment.]
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