[livejournal.com profile] oyceter mailed me the mermaid/angel/zombie dinosaur book. Of course.

She also mailed me another book by the same author. I am not sure I can read that one, though, because on PAGE TWO it contained this immortal line, which I promptly texted to Oyce Unfortunately, he could not ignore the burning need festering in his balls.

Poor word-choice for the win! I do not want my erotic heroes to have festering balls! (Even Ann Bishop's rats would not eat them if they were festering, I am sure.)
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