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My friend Raven and I went to see M. Night Shyamalan's (Best Name Ever) THE VILLAGE tonight. While on the escalator to the theatre, we overheard this conversation:
White-Haired Woman Behind Us: "I hope no one here is going to see THE VILLAGE. My God, what an awful movie."
Gray-Haired Woman Behind Us: "Yes, terrible!"
Me and Raven: look at each other-- uh-oh.
Me: "Uh, we already bought our tickets. Is it really that bad?"
White-Haired Woman: "Oh, dear."
Gray-Haired Woman: "Everybody... Talks... Like... This."
Me and Raven: "Uh-oh."
CUT TO:
Ten minutes before the end of the movie.
Man in audience, loud: "I HATE this movie!"
Everyone else in audience: Cheers and applause.
White-Haired Woman Behind Us: "I hope no one here is going to see THE VILLAGE. My God, what an awful movie."
Gray-Haired Woman Behind Us: "Yes, terrible!"
Me and Raven: look at each other-- uh-oh.
Me: "Uh, we already bought our tickets. Is it really that bad?"
White-Haired Woman: "Oh, dear."
Gray-Haired Woman: "Everybody... Talks... Like... This."
Me and Raven: "Uh-oh."
CUT TO:
Ten minutes before the end of the movie.
Man in audience, loud: "I HATE this movie!"
Everyone else in audience: Cheers and applause.
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