I am vast, I contain multitudes

[rachelmanija]

Or perhaps multiple personalities. The Johari thingie informs me that people think I'm nervous but relaxed, proud but modest, silly but powerful (like many members of my government!), self-conscious but confident, and practically every other adjective on the list besides, except for shy, quiet, and religious.

Someone even thought I was organized. That person has never seen my apartment.