My shower looks like someone murdered Blueberry Violet Beauregard.

While looking into dying my hair at home, I found this hilarious set of bad reviews for a blue hair dye aptly named Splat.

These are all from different reviews:

Disaster in a bottle

This will color everything except your hair blue!

I look like a blueberry.

THANK THE BABY JESUS WE ARE “SOCIAL DISTANCING”

Don't do it!

BLUE DISASTER!

Jesus christ blue!!

WOULD MAKE AN AMAZING GIFT FOR SOMEONE YOU HATE

Week 2 and I’m still trying to get my daughter to not look like the wicked witch of the west!

EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHED WAS BLUE.

Most temporary colors say to wash until water runs clear. THE WATER NEVER RUNS CLEAR Y’ALL.

my shower looks like i butchered a smurf.

My tub look like we killed a smurf when we got done.

I guess i’ll get used to my bathtub looking like a smurf massacre.

If you were ever curious what it would be like to clean up a murder buy this hair dye.