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I think you all may not have fully thought through the possibilities of my offer, for the fandom charity auction to raise money for life-saving surgery, to write any short piece to order, poetry or prose, fanfic or original, to the TOP THREE bidders.
This is your chance to get something beautiful to cherish. Or, alternatively, to get me to metaphorically stand on my head and bark like a seal. You could ask for a Gundam Wing sestina!* You could ask for your favorite poor-quality, high-id-factor fandom, like Sime/Gen or Anne McCaffrey or Jack Chalker, to be rewritten in decent prose! Or anything!
I'm just saying, think about it.
*No guarantee on quality.
Also, you can now line up at the dunk tank and get me to review nearly anything.
This is your chance to get something beautiful to cherish. Or, alternatively, to get me to metaphorically stand on my head and bark like a seal. You could ask for a Gundam Wing sestina!* You could ask for your favorite poor-quality, high-id-factor fandom, like Sime/Gen or Anne McCaffrey or Jack Chalker, to be rewritten in decent prose! Or anything!
I'm just saying, think about it.
*No guarantee on quality.
Also, you can now line up at the dunk tank and get me to review nearly anything.