I am not making this up

[rachelmanija]

Via vass:

Find the nearest book to you, turn to page 45, and read the first sentence: this describes your sex life in 2018.

There was a violent hammering at the main gate. (Power of Three, Diana Wynne Jones.)

I'm not sure whether to be excited or alarmed.

Comments

[zeborah]

"I hold my siblings tight, one in each arm." (Dove Arising, Karen Bao)

UHHHHHHHHMMMM!

[ivy]

[cracking up] Okay, I found mine mildly distressing, but yours takes the cake thus far. My sympathies!

[scioscribe]

This is an Oedipus-level tragedy in the making.

[genarti]

OH NOOOOO *cracking up*