I am not making this up

[rachelmanija]

Via vass:

Find the nearest book to you, turn to page 45, and read the first sentence: this describes your sex life in 2018.

There was a violent hammering at the main gate. (Power of Three, Diana Wynne Jones.)

I'm not sure whether to be excited or alarmed.

Comments

[rattfan]

I got "The problem is trying to work out the increase in water temperature as a result of the Earth warming." [From Living in the Greenhouse by Dr Ian Lowe. The only other book within reach happens to be mine, as in I wrote it and that's even worse because I was discussing architecture.