I am not making this up

[rachelmanija]

Via vass:

Find the nearest book to you, turn to page 45, and read the first sentence: this describes your sex life in 2018.

There was a violent hammering at the main gate. (Power of Three, Diana Wynne Jones.)

I'm not sure whether to be excited or alarmed.

Comments

[helen_keeble]

He seemed quite enthused by his grisly work, oblivious of the stark Horror before him.

Well, that's what I get for seeking sex advice from a Warhammer 40k novel.

[rachelmanija]

That sounds like the beginning of all of my dates.