I am not making this up

[rachelmanija]

Via vass:

Find the nearest book to you, turn to page 45, and read the first sentence: this describes your sex life in 2018.

There was a violent hammering at the main gate. (Power of Three, Diana Wynne Jones.)

I'm not sure whether to be excited or alarmed.

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[slashmarks]

Top caption of 45: "Learning how to spell did more than help a girl's vocabuulary, it helped her choose her bra size." First sentence of text: "Suddenly, the bust-designing garment took control of the undergarment world, giving new shape and style to women everywhere."


...okay, that will teach me to use A Century of Lingerie as my lap desk.