I am not making this up

[rachelmanija]

Via vass:

Find the nearest book to you, turn to page 45, and read the first sentence: this describes your sex life in 2018.

There was a violent hammering at the main gate. (Power of Three, Diana Wynne Jones.)

I'm not sure whether to be excited or alarmed.

Comments

[mildred_of_midgard]

"These atomic machines, and the atoms that compose them, are almost unimaginably small."

Since I'm asexual, I'll take it. I imagine if I were a heterosexual female, this would be most disappointing!

Still better than the siblings in each arm.

[rachelmanija]

I think I had a date like that once.

Everything is better than the siblings under each arm.