It's been a while since I checked in with the Newbery generator.

The Pink Cloud of Poppy Allerdon

In the beginning, a depressed teenage girl is diagnosed with Crohn's disease after the spread of a new disease that makes your head fall off. Things seem to be looking up when she befriends a boy with a tragic past. But when her new friend reveals their tragic past as the parent of eight children who died in an epidemic, she learns a valuable lesson about pie crust and that con artists ruin people's lives.
genarti: Willow from BtVS with an unsettlingly wide smile. ([btvs] pod person &/or terrified rictus)

From: [personal profile] genarti

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Spring to Love

In the beginning, a fat teenage girl begins a quest to learn everything there is to know about bees after becoming a climate change refugee. Things seem to be looking up when she befriends an old man living in the woods. But when her new friend is trampled to death by a social worker, she learns a valuable lesson about Abraham Lincoln and that everybody poops.


Lots of important lessons about Abraham Lincoln here, I see!
genarti: Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean, monkey on his shoulder, both looking very pleased with life. ([potc] undead monkey!)

From: [personal profile] genarti

Re: This one is good too


brb, off to write a best-selling tale in which a lonely teenager befriends Abraham Lincoln living in the woods, only to learn a valuable lesson about heartbreak and trusting no one when he turns out to actually be a thousand bees in a frock coat.
luzula: a Luzula pilosa, or hairy wood-rush (Default)

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In the beginning, a fat teenage girl begins a quest to learn everything there is to know about bees after becoming a climate change refugee.

I would totally read that book, if you removed the bits that came after!
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