Message I really did not need to see in my spam folder today

[rachelmanija]

Subject: Let's get nasty

From: Grandma

Comments

[maiteoida.livejournal.com]

Well, now I know where the "most terrifyingly funny spam" award goes...wow.

[rushthatspeaks.livejournal.com]

... okay, that beats the time I got a penis enlargement advertisement from anonymous at ohtoriacademy.com, which turns out to be a spamserver.

Scary.

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

I know Akio's evil, but I didn't realize he was that evil.

[homasse.livejournal.com]

You know, I think I would have kept that one for posterity.

[rushthatspeaks.livejournal.com]

Did not pass virus scan, sadly.

[homasse.livejournal.com]

*snicker* ...Is it any kind of surprise that something from ohtori would be virus-ridden?

[rparvaaz.livejournal.com]

*lol*

Poor you...

[joanofarq.livejournal.com]

I got the same one!

(And I thought the same thing).

[larryhammer]

I'm still trying to figure out how the Bouncer takes the gravity out of the sex.

---L.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

My most exciting spam recently was one telling me I could attract any woman now, sent by Freud.

[homasse.livejournal.com]

You know, you have to hand it to the spammers--they *are* getting creative.