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rachelmanija Apr. 25th, 2022 09:43 am)
rachelmanija Apr. 25th, 2022 09:43 am)So my blackberry bush just forced me to take off my shirt AND BRA within full view of my neighbor's house.
I was working away at the tangle, and finally decided to do something I've been previously avoiding, which was to cut down a really big cane when I couldn't see what was on the other end. It was blocking basically everything. I crossed my fingers I wasn't murdering half the patch, and snipped. But when I attempted to tie up the part of it I'd left, I got yanked backwards.
This isn't that unusual as the thorns are huge. I twisted around to untangle myself, and found that I'd been caught, not by a thorn, but by one of the trellis wires. It had somehow tied itself around part of my shirt and bra, and was so taut I couldn't even tell exactly how it was doing it, let alone untangle it. I couldn't cut the wire as it was supporting multiple brambles.
I finally had to take off my shirt and bra and untangle myself in broad daylight, easily visible from both the road and the neighbor's backyard which he commonly frequents, naked from the waist up.
I don't think any human saw me, but I swear that blackberry was laughing.
I was working away at the tangle, and finally decided to do something I've been previously avoiding, which was to cut down a really big cane when I couldn't see what was on the other end. It was blocking basically everything. I crossed my fingers I wasn't murdering half the patch, and snipped. But when I attempted to tie up the part of it I'd left, I got yanked backwards.
This isn't that unusual as the thorns are huge. I twisted around to untangle myself, and found that I'd been caught, not by a thorn, but by one of the trellis wires. It had somehow tied itself around part of my shirt and bra, and was so taut I couldn't even tell exactly how it was doing it, let alone untangle it. I couldn't cut the wire as it was supporting multiple brambles.
I finally had to take off my shirt and bra and untangle myself in broad daylight, easily visible from both the road and the neighbor's backyard which he commonly frequents, naked from the waist up.
I don't think any human saw me, but I swear that blackberry was laughing.