Cool bits, cracktastic bits

[rachelmanija]

telophase has created a Cool Bits story generator.

The narrative is about triumph beating the odds. Romance blossoms between a scholar and a woman with a gun, while difficulties they encounter include sex against a wall and nothing being as it seems.

oyceter said that someone should make a Cracktastic Bit generator. I here solicit suggestions of cracktastic bits. They can be from any genre or media, though I do think that manga and anime gives great cracktastic.

By "cracktastic," I mean giant talking soldier ducks, giant robot chickens, heads in jars, heads in jars because the villain cut them off and put them there and hopes to clone the body and revive it so he can kill the person again, random incest, exploding heads, cannibal zombie angels, giant floating eyeballs, diseases that make your head spontaneously fall off, attacking floating fetuses, boys dressed in girls' sailor suit uniforms, "I cross-dress because it's so relaxing!" transformations into pandas, adorable chibi side illustrations of eyeballs on a platter, characters wearing kimono in Victorian London, little boys with bags over their heads and an axe in their hand, librarian chickens in tennis shoes and bonnets, possessed cockatiels, conjoined twin villains, combat butlers, butlers named Rifael Rafael, prosthetic limbs that double as any kind of weapon but especially guns or rocket-launchers, tentacle rape, characters with missing eyes (it's a thing), "Whatever you brought home, make sure you share it with your brothers! Oh... it's a wife?"

You know. Stuff like that.

What are your favorite cracktastic bits?

Comments

[tekalynn.livejournal.com]

The girl who simultaneously managed to pass as her dead brother *and* as a beautiful gypsy girl in Contra Viento y Marea was pretty cracktastic, especially when she managed to be the hero's bit on the side *and* his bestest buddy and the idiot never noticed they were the same person.

Also the switched-baby plot. Also the "Let's kidnap the heroine's baby and pretend to rescue it so she'll fall in love with me" bit. Also the other switched baby plot. Also the bed trick (twice). Also the villainess carving her initials in her boyfriend's chest while he was taking a bubble bath, then having an affair with her son (who wasn't actually her son, but she didn't know that) and...

...actually the whole damn show is pretty deranged.