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Overheard while walking down Madison Avenue, one 30-something guy in a suit to another: "I'm selfish, I'm Jewish--"
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A phalanx of cop cars are parked right outside my hotel, accompanied by all these cops hefting really big guns, standing around chit-chatting. I ask one cautiously if something's going on.
Big Irish-looking cop with beer belly: "It's a meeting of the fashion police. Don't worry, there's much worse offenders than you on the streets tonight."
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Cop car with lights flashing and sirens blaring is stuck behind a taxi and a bunch of foot-dragging pedestrians. Over loudspeaker: "That's right, never mind me..."
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A phalanx of cop cars are parked right outside my hotel, accompanied by all these cops hefting really big guns, standing around chit-chatting. I ask one cautiously if something's going on.
Big Irish-looking cop with beer belly: "It's a meeting of the fashion police. Don't worry, there's much worse offenders than you on the streets tonight."
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Cop car with lights flashing and sirens blaring is stuck behind a taxi and a bunch of foot-dragging pedestrians. Over loudspeaker: "That's right, never mind me..."
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