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[rachelmanija]

It is pouring rain. I have one Monet water lilies umbrella and one yellow duckie umbrella and possibly one additional umbrella, but I have no idea where any of them are.

Yuletide panic level: BEARS.

PS. What is the "BEARS" thing from? It cracks me up.

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[veejane.livejournal.com]

Also, although apparently there is one right-wing radio host who is psychotically afraid of polar bears (said host is in New Jersey), the Stephen Colbert hatred of bears is just a happy coincidence, and not at all related to the crazy fixations of right-wing radio hosts.

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

Coincidence...or EVOLUTION?!?!

(My high school biology teacher's catchphrase.)