Me: Peacefully typing in cafe.

Skeevy Guy: Sits at the table next to mine. Does something which I don't really see, but which makes his presence feel obtrusive.

Me: Turns to look at him.

Skeevy Guy: "I was just checking you out."

Me: "EXCUSE ME?!"

Skeevy Guy: "Uh..."

Me: "Never mind."

Me: Turns back to laptop.

Skeevy Guy: "I said, 'I was just checking you out.' That's what guys do."

Skeevy Guy: Stares at my breasts.

Me: "Dude! You can't sit next to a woman and tell her you're checking her out! That's incredibly rude!"

Skeevy Guy: Turns his back to me. Eventually gets up and leaves.

What makes my jaw drop is that he had a chance to leave well enough alone after I said "Never mind," but decided that I really wanted to verbal confirmation of what he was doing.
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How mean of you, to not be so flattered by all of this that you tear off your clothes, smear yourself with oil, and writhe fetchingly. Mean!
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