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Lawrence Block wrote some trashy lesbian pulp novels under the pseudonym of Jill Emerson when he was knocking out pseudonymous pulp. Getting Off, rather inexplicably, was a revival of the pseudonym written in 2011 for Hard Case Crime. Possibly he just wanted a Hard Case Crime cover with a butt knife. (Understandable.)
The protagonist is a young, gorgeous, hot serial killer who fucks men and murders them immediately afterward. Before she got into the habit of ALWAYS killing after fucking, there were five men she fucked who she didn't kill for various reasons, mostly because circumstances intervened to prevent her. She didn't keep track of them at the time, but when the book opens, she's decided that she really ought to keep her perfect fuck/kill record by tracking them down and killing them.
This plus Block's snappy writing would have made a fun pulp novelette. Unfortunately, it's a full-length book and not even a particularly short one. It feels very padded. There's only so many murders of douchey dudes you can read about in a sitting. It's like eating an entire box of Sees chocolates in a sitting, if they're all the same one and it's not even your favorite.
My other problem with the book is her motivation, which is that her father was raping her for her entire childhood, she eventually kills him, and after that murder gives her an erotic thrill. There isn't a ton of detail on the child rape but even a little is more than I wanted. I'd have preferred that either there's no trauma and she kills people because she's a homicidal maniac, or that she thought the world had too many assholes and she was on a mission to thin them out, or really almost anything other than child rape. That's a realistic explanation but it's otherwise not remotely a realistic book.
The lesbian angle comes in about three-quarters of the way in, when she falls for another woman who is totally fine with murdering. Unfortunately, by then I was pretty done with the whole thing.
Not one of Block's better books but its existence is probably worthwhile given that it brought us all the butt knife.
BEHOLD THE BUTT KNIFE!
