"Sorry I saw your dick, er, dicks, sir."
A current romance trend is D&D-style romcoms with monster heroes. Love, Laugh, Lich is about the romance between an undead lich and his secretary Lily. It takes place entirely in the office, and is about 60% romcom about a magical workplace and 40% fucking.
He towers over me, staring into my soul probably. I mean, as far as I can tell, the cloak's hood doesn't have eyeballs, but even as I look into that endless void, I can feel his gaze sweeping over me, sending goosebumps over my skin.
How does a lich who is nothing but a cloak and a chilly void fuck his secretary, you ask? You may be surprised to hear that the answer involves three dicks. They are stacked vertically. The top one has a sucker and is for Lily's clit. The middle one is a regular dick and is for her vagina. The bottom one, appropriately, is for her bottom.
(He has a physical form when he wants to. It's enormous and has a bear's head, a mane, golden eyes, four large horns, claws, and a tail. In addition to three dicks.)
At one point he puts a magical butt plug up Lily's ass and it just stays there for several chapters while she wanders around the office and has conversations with people.
Despite the D&D trappings, what this reminded me of the most was the trend from about five years back of lighthearted romance novelettes about billionaire bosses fucking their secretaries. Nothing much happens other than the lich and Lily flirting and fucking; at the end he gives her his heart (literally, it's in a jar) and the book abruptly ends.


A current romance trend is D&D-style romcoms with monster heroes. Love, Laugh, Lich is about the romance between an undead lich and his secretary Lily. It takes place entirely in the office, and is about 60% romcom about a magical workplace and 40% fucking.
He towers over me, staring into my soul probably. I mean, as far as I can tell, the cloak's hood doesn't have eyeballs, but even as I look into that endless void, I can feel his gaze sweeping over me, sending goosebumps over my skin.
How does a lich who is nothing but a cloak and a chilly void fuck his secretary, you ask? You may be surprised to hear that the answer involves three dicks. They are stacked vertically. The top one has a sucker and is for Lily's clit. The middle one is a regular dick and is for her vagina. The bottom one, appropriately, is for her bottom.
(He has a physical form when he wants to. It's enormous and has a bear's head, a mane, golden eyes, four large horns, claws, and a tail. In addition to three dicks.)
At one point he puts a magical butt plug up Lily's ass and it just stays there for several chapters while she wanders around the office and has conversations with people.
Despite the D&D trappings, what this reminded me of the most was the trend from about five years back of lighthearted romance novelettes about billionaire bosses fucking their secretaries. Nothing much happens other than the lich and Lily flirting and fucking; at the end he gives her his heart (literally, it's in a jar) and the book abruptly ends.