Today my Pillsbury buttermilk biscuits exploded

[rachelmanija]

While I was sitting peacefully in my kitchen, I heard a loud bang, immediately followed by a clatter. I turned around and saw a sight which I am now sorry I did not photograph. It consisted of the trash bag into which I had chucked a large unopened can of Pillsbury buttermilk biscuits upon cleaning out my refrigerator and discovering that they had expired months ago, the open and empty can standing upright all the way across the kitchen from the trash bag, and three uncooked buttermilk biscuits scattered across the kitchen, like pale cow pattys.

This is not the first time I've had something explode in my kitchen, but it was possibly the most spectacular.

Comments

[nenya_kanadka]

My wife says, "She should puncture the second can so it doesn't go off too!" I do not know if this would work or if said second can of biscuits has already been disposed of.

But hee. :D

[rachelmanija]

I forgot to take out the trash, and the second can also exploded. Oops.