Everyone's a comedian

Overheard while walking down Madison Avenue, one 30-something guy in a suit to another: "I'm selfish, I'm Jewish--"

#

A phalanx of cop cars are parked right outside my hotel, accompanied by all these cops hefting really big guns, standing around chit-chatting. I ask one cautiously if something's going on.

Big Irish-looking cop with beer belly: "It's a meeting of the fashion police. Don't worry, there's much worse offenders than you on the streets tonight."

#

Cop car with lights flashing and sirens blaring is stuck behind a taxi and a bunch of foot-dragging pedestrians. Over loudspeaker: "That's right, never mind me..."

Everyone's a comedian

Overheard while walking down Madison Avenue, one 30-something guy in a suit to another: "I'm selfish, I'm Jewish--"

#

A phalanx of cop cars are parked right outside my hotel, accompanied by all these cops hefting really big guns, standing around chit-chatting. I ask one cautiously if something's going on.

Big Irish-looking cop with beer belly: "It's a meeting of the fashion police. Don't worry, there's much worse offenders than you on the streets tonight."

#

Cop car with lights flashing and sirens blaring is stuck behind a taxi and a bunch of foot-dragging pedestrians. Over loudspeaker: "That's right, never mind me..."

Oh, I should explain

I'm in NYC for the week. If you hadn't heard. What a cool city. If LA and Tokyo both fall into the ocean I will certainly move here.

Oh, I should explain

I'm in NYC for the week. If you hadn't heard. What a cool city. If LA and Tokyo both fall into the ocean I will certainly move here.