But this was no chicken. This was evil manifest.

No, the headline does not refer to Harlan Ellison.

But being linked in fandom wank regarding Harlan Ellison's refusal to keep his hands to himself reminded me to check the rest of the community. When I did so, I found one of the most hilarious wanks ever, Terry Goodkind and the Chicken of DOOM.

The origin of the wank was a squabble over the wikipedia entry for Terry Goodkind, author of enormous libertarian fantasy tomes featuring non-consensual S&M and a great deal of political posturing. I think these are the ones with the magic cock ring, but I could be wrong; I could be confusing them with a series by Anne Bishop. (There can't be more than one series featuring magic cock rings, can there?) Anyway, I was never able to get past the first chapter of the first volume, but clearly I missed out.

In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken.

The Evil Chicken.

"Richard gets captured by an Evil Communist Empire and gets put to work as a slave building monumental architecture. While doing this, despite having no prior training in either art or masonry, Richard builds a magnificent statue. When he unveils his statue, the onlooking crowd is so won over by the purity of his artistic genius that they are instantly converted to Randian free-market capitalism.

If he wrote anything more masturbatory, it would just be 800 pages of 'FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP'"

In the vortex of this torrent of tortured life, this cataclysm of corruption, this depravity and debauchery, rose up Richard's statue in bold, glowing opposition.

Richard's Glorious Statue

View on Amazon: Wizard's First Rule (The Sword of Truth)

ETA: Magic Cock Ring Books: The Black Jewels: Trilogy: Daughter of the Blood / Heir to the Shadows / Queen of the Darkness

But this was no chicken. This was evil manifest.

No, the headline does not refer to Harlan Ellison.

But being linked in fandom wank regarding Harlan Ellison's refusal to keep his hands to himself reminded me to check the rest of the community. When I did so, I found one of the most hilarious wanks ever, Terry Goodkind and the Chicken of DOOM.

The origin of the wank was a squabble over the wikipedia entry for Terry Goodkind, author of enormous libertarian fantasy tomes featuring non-consensual S&M and a great deal of political posturing. I think these are the ones with the magic cock ring, but I could be wrong; I could be confusing them with a series by Anne Bishop. (There can't be more than one series featuring magic cock rings, can there?) Anyway, I was never able to get past the first chapter of the first volume, but clearly I missed out.

In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken.

The Evil Chicken.

"Richard gets captured by an Evil Communist Empire and gets put to work as a slave building monumental architecture. While doing this, despite having no prior training in either art or masonry, Richard builds a magnificent statue. When he unveils his statue, the onlooking crowd is so won over by the purity of his artistic genius that they are instantly converted to Randian free-market capitalism.

If he wrote anything more masturbatory, it would just be 800 pages of 'FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP'"

In the vortex of this torrent of tortured life, this cataclysm of corruption, this depravity and debauchery, rose up Richard's statue in bold, glowing opposition.

Richard's Glorious Statue