My shower looks like someone murdered Blueberry Violet Beauregard.

[rachelmanija]

While looking into dying my hair at home, I found this hilarious set of bad reviews for a blue hair dye aptly named Splat.

These are all from different reviews:

Disaster in a bottle

This will color everything except your hair blue!

I look like a blueberry.

THANK THE BABY JESUS WE ARE “SOCIAL DISTANCING”

Don't do it!

BLUE DISASTER!

Jesus christ blue!!

WOULD MAKE AN AMAZING GIFT FOR SOMEONE YOU HATE

Week 2 and I’m still trying to get my daughter to not look like the wicked witch of the west!

EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHED WAS BLUE.

Most temporary colors say to wash until water runs clear. THE WATER NEVER RUNS CLEAR Y’ALL.

my shower looks like i butchered a smurf.

My tub look like we killed a smurf when we got done.

I guess i’ll get used to my bathtub looking like a smurf massacre.

If you were ever curious what it would be like to clean up a murder buy this hair dye.

Comments

[lydamorehouse]

Interestingly, this also happens when you spend nearly 200 dollars for a professional blue dye. We went traveling after dropping a boatload of cash for a professional salon dye for Mason and he took a shower THREE DAYS LATER in North Dakota and we thought we might also have to pay a hotel for a new shower. It was... yeah, I would not have thought it was possible to ever get the stain out but the hotel staff was EXTREMELY KIND TO US because we offered to do the work, they gave us the industrial strength cleaner and promised (and I am not kidding) to bury the towels so we wouldn't even have to pay to have them replaced.

So I mean yes, Splat is awful, but I'm not convinced that it isn't just partly the nature of blue dye.